In an unprecedented move, passengers of Ryanair have announced that they are suing the company's management because of new measures the company has taken to cut costs.

Ryanair have recently implemented a charging scheme for any items put into the baggage hold. David Gaynor, a passenger on the Birmingham-Malaga flight, was told he had to bring his pet elephant onboard or else pay 600 quid. "It's ok though", said David - "she did a bit of hoovering during the flight - so it gave the flight crew a bit of a break".

In another announcement, the airline is planning to remove seats on all it's planes. "Standing room only from now on - that way we can pack 400 people onto each flight". Metal poles will be used for passengers to grip on to during take-off and landing. "While the plane is at rest we hope to further increase revenues by using them for lapdancing shows", a spokesman indicated. Members of the flight crew have already been asked to purchase sexy underwear just in case.

Also, Ryanair has recently announced a plan "to fly anywhere we goddamn like" without giving passengers any indication of the destination in advance. A recent test in Northern Ireland, where the plane landed in a different airport, was very successful in this regard, inside sources claim.

A spokesman for the passenger group SMOLU (Shut Michael O'Leary Up) called the situation a "shambles", and said "If we allow these restrictions to stay in place, then we will have handed the extremist airlines an enormous PR victory."

The CEO of Ryanair, Michael O'Leary, in a carefully worded statement, had this to say on the situation. "You can all freak off and die".