I hate forwards.
Created | Updated Oct 20, 2010
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<BODY> I think that the single most annoying thing to find in your Inbox is a forward. <BR/> <BR/>
I hate all forwards. <BR/> <BR/>
But I really hate any forward that contains the line "Send this to [random number] people and your wish will come true..." <BR/>
As much as I hate these forwards, though, I really feel sorry for the poor twits that send them. I understand that everyone has problems, and even I hope for an easy way to fix it all sometimes. But when a person is so desperate, so degraded, so helpless, that they have to resort to "magical" forwards, maybe it's just time to pop a few pills and be done with it all. <BR/>
However, that doesn't give them the right to bother me with their pathetic attempts at pulling their wretched lives out of the gutter. I'm not happy that their lives suck, but I don't care, either. <BR/> <BR/>
At this point, I would like to make a request to anyone who knows me; If I ever reach the point in my life where all I can do to help myself is send out forwards to everyone I know, in the hope the the almighty Email Forward gods will grant me salvation, kill me. Please. </BODY>
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<INTRO></INTRO>
<BODY> I think that the single most annoying thing to find in your Inbox is a forward. <BR/> <BR/>
I hate all forwards. <BR/> <BR/>
But I really hate any forward that contains the line "Send this to [random number] people and your wish will come true..." <BR/>
As much as I hate these forwards, though, I really feel sorry for the poor twits that send them. I understand that everyone has problems, and even I hope for an easy way to fix it all sometimes. But when a person is so desperate, so degraded, so helpless, that they have to resort to "magical" forwards, maybe it's just time to pop a few pills and be done with it all. <BR/>
However, that doesn't give them the right to bother me with their pathetic attempts at pulling their wretched lives out of the gutter. I'm not happy that their lives suck, but I don't care, either. <BR/> <BR/>
At this point, I would like to make a request to anyone who knows me; If I ever reach the point in my life where all I can do to help myself is send out forwards to everyone I know, in the hope the the almighty Email Forward gods will grant me salvation, kill me. Please. </BODY>
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