h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Big? Nasty? Reheads?
Chris Evans? (small nasty)
Messallina (big Very nice)
Sarah Ferguson (biggish)
Anne Robinson (niceish)

So, come on all you chromatically challenged copper knobs, henna queens, carrots and ginges, live up to your reputation and slap him. Hard. Show him how teeny and amiable you can be when righting colourism everywhere.

And.....whatever you do. Don't get in his car. Even if he offers you boiled sweets. Or kittens. Or, especially, boiled kittens.

I am rapidly going off this site for being anti-redheads - everywhere you go we are being slagged off (See Ginger Tossers Page) and I'm fed up with it. Pick on the blondes - at least they don't have the brains to realise you are doing it!

I hadn't thought of it that way, but LA's really more about big trashy blondes anyway....

Too funny!!
I being of the red-head nature
Take offense at those who can't laugh at themselves
Being of superior intelligence
I can laugh at the mindless ridicules
Of the peons who take themselves way too seriously..

I was laughing at myself which is why I put the after what I said. I was pretending to be upset and just trying to get a few digs in at other hair colours at the same time!

I know Ginger...high 5 ^'s girl friend
It was all done in fun..

That's okay then! Another fact they can add to their slander about red heads is that we are all paranoid and believe everyone is having a go at us!

just because you are paranoid doesn't mean we aren't out to get you!!! *evil laugh*
by the way, if that was the Messallina I am thinking of, she wasn't that large, but was VERY nice.....

I saw the complete M.A.S.H. 4077-team, all with red hair, on tv last night.

I would like to add Hotlips to the list...

TM.

Are you trying to sneak a blonde into the ginger list?

You're not saying Hotlips was a 'natural' blonde are you...?

No, so was she a natural redhead and why would anyone with red hair bleach it blonde?

I'm a natural blonde.

But I'm also 6 foot 2, so little goes over my head.

6 foot 2? You didn't seem that tall. Perhaps I get shorter when I get home.

By the way, London Pride is readily available here.

Ah, I was wearing my negative platform heels.

Honestly, I'm deceptively tall. I even slam-dunked once, when I was fit and younger. Sob. Mind you, I have long arms as well - useful for picking things up off the floor without having to bend down.

London Pride in California, eh? - I might have to move there as well as DNA! The weather here is REALLY GETTING ME DOWN!

I've discovered that the finest bitter ever made resides in Cornwall. It's called Hick's Special Draft - HSD (also known as High Speed Diesel for its powerful effects). It's just beautiful. *gazes wistfully off into distance*.

Yes, very informative...

I would like to introduce a real readhead on this forum ; how about Lucille Ball..? Now there's a REAL readhead...

How does she rate with the redheads on this forum ?

TM.

I lack the empirical evidence for Ms Ball being red. Sure I know that she was always touted thus, but on my parents' television receiver she was always a sort of mid-grey...as was the wallpaper, the drapes, Desi, and every other thing appearing thereon. Perhaps Colonel Sanders is really a RedHead, but he's just been shewn to us in B&W?

My redhead isn't paranoid-but, she will kick your arse for suggesting it

Jessica Rabbit, now THAT'S a red-head.