The Analects of Dmitri Gheorgheni

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A figure, praying peacefully in a darkened room.
  1. Never let anybody know who's really in charge.
  2. There's a reason for everything.
  3. Don't try to teach your grandfather to suck eggs.
  4. Not everything's a smegging metaphor.
  5. It takes more than wisdom to know your own father in this being's galaxy.
  6. There's not a reason for everything.
  7. There's no conflict between Free Will and Predestination. Predestination is merely back-vectoring.
  8. It is not a crime to like Schwarzwälder Kirschtorte. It is a crime to try to run a starship on Schwarzwälder Kirschtorte.
  9. A man never stoops so low as when he reaches to disappoint a Gael.
  10. The true meaning of the number 'forty-two' is that the Lord reserves to himself the right to be arbitrary.

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