Hell selftest

Created Oct 13, 2003 | Updated Nov 8, 2003

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This determines whether you go to hell or heaven, and how much you should be tortured in hell.

You have one minute to complete the test.

60 seconds to complete this test

Start Here ↓↓↓	Follow your answers for each question.¹	Click the link to find your results.
Do you consider yourself good or evil?	Good→	Have you ever saved somebody's life? ²	Yes→	Have you ever "sinned"?	No→	Do you know why you are taking this self test?	No→	What would you do to a ?	Take back your stuff and forgive them.→	Results
↓ Evil		↓ No		↓ Yes		↓ Yes		↓Punish them.
Do you plan to go to "hell" or "heaven"?	Heaven→	Do you truly have time to complete this test?	No→	Have you ever told a lie?	Yes→	Do you plan to finish this test?	No→	Are you going to press back and look at other results when you're done?	No→	Results
↓ Hell		↓ Yes		↓ No		↓ Yes		↓ Yes
Have you ever intentionally hurt somebody?	Yes→	Have you ever seriously hurt anybody?	Yes→	Do you generally apologize and try to make up?	Yes→	Do you ever get drunk?	Yes→	Do you occasionally get very angry?	Yes→	Results
↓ No		↓ No		↓No		↓ No		↓ No
Have you "sinned" in the last 24 hours?	Yes→	Do you ignore rules ever?	Yes→	Do you ever act greedy?	Yes→	Do you help people who are worse off than you every day?	No→	Have you ever laughed at somebody or teased somebody?	Yes→	Results
↓ No		↓ No		↓ No		↓ Yes		↓ No
Do you beleive in a "god"?	Yes→	Do you believe in demons or devils?	Yes→	Do you ever think about or pray to demons or devils?	Yes→	Do you enjoy things that are pain related?	Yes→	Do you like fire?	Yes→	Link to results
↓ No		↓ No		↓ No		↓ No		↓ No
Link to results		Link to results		Link to results		Link to results		Link to results

Start Here
↓↓↓ Follow your answers for each question.¹ Click the link to find your results.
Do you consider yourself good or evil? Good→ Have you ever saved somebody's life? ² Yes→ Have you ever "sinned"? No→ Do you know why you are taking this self test? No→ What would you do to a ? Take back your stuff and forgive them.→ Results
↓
Evil ↓
No ↓
Yes ↓
Yes ↓Punish them.
Do you plan to go to "hell" or "heaven"? Heaven→ Do you truly have time to complete this test? No→ Have you ever told a lie? Yes→ Do you plan to finish this test? No→ Are you going to press back and look at other results when you're done? No→ Results
↓
Hell ↓
Yes ↓
No ↓
Yes ↓
Yes
Have you ever intentionally hurt somebody? Yes→ Have you ever seriously hurt anybody? Yes→ Do you generally apologize and try to make up? Yes→ Do you ever get drunk? Yes→ Do you occasionally get very angry? Yes→ Results
↓
No ↓
No ↓No ↓
No ↓
No
Have you "sinned" in the last 24 hours? Yes→ Do you ignore rules ever? Yes→ Do you ever act greedy? Yes→ Do you help people who are worse off than you every day? No→ Have you ever laughed at somebody or teased somebody? Yes→ Results
↓
No ↓
No ↓
No ↓
Yes ↓
No
Do you beleive in a "god"? Yes→ Do you believe in demons or devils? Yes→ Do you ever think about or pray to demons or devils? Yes→ Do you enjoy things that are pain related? Yes→ Do you like fire? Yes→ Link to results
↓
No ↓
No ↓
No ↓
No ↓
No
Link to results Link to results Link to results Link to results Link to results

PLEASE note this is not serious. It is a joke.

¹If for some reason neither applies go diagonally downwards instead. If this is not possible go diagonally in any possible direction instead.²Intentionally

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