Top Ramen Noodles
Created | Updated Mar 19, 2002
One of the strangest rituals on earth is one in which young adult earthlings give all of their money to a school in exchange for which they get the right to spend even more money on books and beer. The complete lack of currency left available to these young earthlings has allowed a curious confection called Top Ramen Noodles to flourish.
These noodles are classified as food only by species which lack a disire to accuratly define such things. They are, however, nearly free if purchased at the right times.
This phenominon is paralleled only by one species which inhabits a small asteroid near Guildia IV. In their worshiping of a small wood paneled god, they end up throwing all of their curency into a nearby star. Left with nearly no possestions they are forced to survive by eating their own claws and hair.
These noodles are classified as food only by species which lack a disire to accuratly define such things. They are, however, nearly free if purchased at the right times.
This phenominon is paralleled only by one species which inhabits a small asteroid near Guildia IV. In their worshiping of a small wood paneled god, they end up throwing all of their curency into a nearby star. Left with nearly no possestions they are forced to survive by eating their own claws and hair.
