Chocolatism - The Chocolate Religion
Created | Updated Jul 21, 2006
Welcome Brothers and Sisters to the world of Chocolatism. My name is Sister Lindt and I am the Priestess in charge of Lindor. I am here to explain a little about our religion.
We believe that the world was made by the by the Creator with a huge amount of Chocolate.
Our religion is a peaceful one and, at present, we have over 100 members in the UK
The Holy way of Chocolate was created by the great Prophet of his most Holy majesty the Creator, the high Priest of Chocolate, Priest in charge of Cadburys, the most enlightened representative of the Creator on our earth, High Priest Schokolade. There are presently two different sects of Chocolatism, the Rich Chocolatists and the Milk Chocolatists. Personally, I am a Rich Chocolatist, but the original Chocolatists were all Milk Chocolatists. The Way is only a feature of Rich Chocolatism. If you wish to find out more about Milk Chocolatism, read my colleage DJ_Brandyrox's guide entry, 'My New Religion.'
However, back to the task in hand. The Way consists of 10 main tasks.
The first task is to read the first letter of the great Prophet which will shortly be posted on this site under the name,'The First Letter to the Chocolatists'. This should help you to decide if you wish to continue to follow the way.
May Peace flow down on you in a deep brown river.
We believe that the world was made by the by the Creator with a huge amount of Chocolate.
Our religion is a peaceful one and, at present, we have over 100 members in the UK
The Holy way of Chocolate was created by the great Prophet of his most Holy majesty the Creator, the high Priest of Chocolate, Priest in charge of Cadburys, the most enlightened representative of the Creator on our earth, High Priest Schokolade. There are presently two different sects of Chocolatism, the Rich Chocolatists and the Milk Chocolatists. Personally, I am a Rich Chocolatist, but the original Chocolatists were all Milk Chocolatists. The Way is only a feature of Rich Chocolatism. If you wish to find out more about Milk Chocolatism, read my colleage DJ_Brandyrox's guide entry, 'My New Religion.'
However, back to the task in hand. The Way consists of 10 main tasks.
The first task is to read the first letter of the great Prophet which will shortly be posted on this site under the name,'The First Letter to the Chocolatists'. This should help you to decide if you wish to continue to follow the way.
May Peace flow down on you in a deep brown river.
