Chopsticks: the utensils of a lesser civilization
Created | Updated Oct 4, 2003
Chopsticks are and will always be impossible to use. their main function is to annoy most of the western civilization who are ignorant in the ways of eating with sticks as they are highly proficient at poking at their food with 4-pronged tritans and cupped sticks. these also happen to be sticks which isnt something the western civilization likes to think of them as.To them, these metal or plastic sticks are highly advanced.
anyways, chopsticks must be easy to make, as it only requires a knife, a tree and an ape-like intellect to carve things. The main problem with chopsticks is that they cramp ones hands. Not to mention they can be used as weapons, but then again, so can the metal sticks of america. there really is no cure for this idiocy of the hand-cramping menace that is chopstics but to teach a easterner how to use metal sticks instead of wooden ones. so, if you see a chinese fellow with a wooden stick, kindly replace it with an odder shaped metal one.
anyways, chopsticks must be easy to make, as it only requires a knife, a tree and an ape-like intellect to carve things. The main problem with chopsticks is that they cramp ones hands. Not to mention they can be used as weapons, but then again, so can the metal sticks of america. there really is no cure for this idiocy of the hand-cramping menace that is chopstics but to teach a easterner how to use metal sticks instead of wooden ones. so, if you see a chinese fellow with a wooden stick, kindly replace it with an odder shaped metal one.
