I Can't Believe It's Not Butter!

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Everyone's heard of it, a lot of people love it, but some of us are just plain confused. Yeah, that's right, confused. About what, you say? We're confused about a butter-like product. The only thing is, it's not butter, the name says it all -- I Can't Believe It's Not Butter!

Many of you may be saying, "Yes, we know, you already said its not butter, but what is it?"

Those of you saying that get the point already. That's great! Those of you who didn't say that, go away, because you're no fun.

Anyways, the whole question about this product is, as I've already stated, "If it's not butter, than what is it?" Well, I, Trillian, am here to answer that question....

I Can't Believe Its Not Butter, is....well...not butter, so scratch butter off of that infinite list of stuff it could be.

That's better, but it doesn't explain what it is...It's butter-like, which basically means that its kind of wet, it's substance is partially liquid and partially solid, it spreads easily on bread, and it's yellow. Also, one of it's ingredients is vegetable oil.

Well, the only thing that it could be now, is....margarine!

Finally, we've figured out the most important question asked in a kitchen or dairy aisle of a grocery store....I Can't Believe It's Not Butter is margarine.

Of course, now, since we answered that question, there's another one that will be asked. That question is, "Why couldn't they just call it margarine instead of confusing the heck out of their customers?"

*sigh* Oh well. I'll just leave that question up for someone else to answer.

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