Removing Corns from Feet
Created | Updated Sep 27, 2003
This is the most effective method I have found, althogh it is a bit time consuming. It will require at least a day and a half of your time, but to do it correctly, two weeks would be ideal.
The first thing you will need to do is get a prescription from your doctor, or at least someone who looks smart. Once this has been dealt with you will need to arrange for appropriate transportation. In my case, this was a nine hour foray heading nowhere near darkest Africa. Since I started in Minnesota, going toward any part of Africa really wouldn't have made much sense.
Your transportation will most likely be by plane or ship, as very few people have the patience to take a train on a trip like this.
Upon arrival, most likely in Oahu, you should leave your luggage at the airport. If your bags have those little wheels, they will do you no good in the sand, & if they don't, well, dragging around a cumbersome steam trunk for two weeks while trying to drink Mai Tai's on your walks around the beach isn't likely to be on the prescription you'd had written earlier.
Finally, walk 'em off! If you're going barefoot, it'll only take a couple hours, but your boss doesn't need to know that. Repeat as necessary. Side effects may include Suntans, Hangovers, lost film, & jealous glares upon your return.
The first thing you will need to do is get a prescription from your doctor, or at least someone who looks smart. Once this has been dealt with you will need to arrange for appropriate transportation. In my case, this was a nine hour foray heading nowhere near darkest Africa. Since I started in Minnesota, going toward any part of Africa really wouldn't have made much sense.
Your transportation will most likely be by plane or ship, as very few people have the patience to take a train on a trip like this.
Upon arrival, most likely in Oahu, you should leave your luggage at the airport. If your bags have those little wheels, they will do you no good in the sand, & if they don't, well, dragging around a cumbersome steam trunk for two weeks while trying to drink Mai Tai's on your walks around the beach isn't likely to be on the prescription you'd had written earlier.
Finally, walk 'em off! If you're going barefoot, it'll only take a couple hours, but your boss doesn't need to know that. Repeat as necessary. Side effects may include Suntans, Hangovers, lost film, & jealous glares upon your return.
