being accepted as a human being
Created | Updated Jun 30, 2006
If you want the blend in with "the crowd" you must check the obvious things:
Do you have no more than 4 limbs?
Do you have horns?
Are you wearing clothes?
Can you kill people with the power of your mind?
Give yourself 1 point for each if you answer YES.
If you have more than 2 then, i'm sorry, you're a hopeless case and you may have to be put down.
2, yep, you'll do.
1, you're more normal than most people.
0,then, once again, i'm sorry, you're a hopeless case and you may have to be put down again.
If you cheat, you are only cheating yourself.
Now, if you passed that,you must now decide what type of human you will be. Here are the 4 main types of person:
Chav. You must don the cheapest of all imitation brands, hang round outside the offie and commit small felonys. You must say innit, like and grunt incomprihenisbly.
Goth. Life is not worth living, just waste it wearing black and being depressed
Emo. see C&A man
Normal(ish). clothes are clothes, life is life, live with it
Almost there. Now you must build up your knowlege base to the normal standard. You must learn:
What happened on Big Brother last night
Which celebrity did what
Where Liverpool is
What your name is
If have done all this, you should be fine, in theory.
Do you have no more than 4 limbs?
Do you have horns?
Are you wearing clothes?
Can you kill people with the power of your mind?
Give yourself 1 point for each if you answer YES.
If you have more than 2 then, i'm sorry, you're a hopeless case and you may have to be put down.
2, yep, you'll do.
1, you're more normal than most people.
0,then, once again, i'm sorry, you're a hopeless case and you may have to be put down again.
If you cheat, you are only cheating yourself.
Now, if you passed that,you must now decide what type of human you will be. Here are the 4 main types of person:
Chav. You must don the cheapest of all imitation brands, hang round outside the offie and commit small felonys. You must say innit, like and grunt incomprihenisbly.
Goth. Life is not worth living, just waste it wearing black and being depressed
Emo. see C&A man
Normal(ish). clothes are clothes, life is life, live with it
Almost there. Now you must build up your knowlege base to the normal standard. You must learn:
What happened on Big Brother last night
Which celebrity did what
Where Liverpool is
What your name is
If have done all this, you should be fine, in theory.
