Death Star-winism
Created | Updated Mar 22, 2002
Yesterday I had a flash of wisdom... about a new philosophy of life... I was driving on one of Maryland's suicidally crouded roads with the road ragers and the timid lambs and the stupid people who drive minivans and cut you off because they are special and have children in their vehicles and how DARE you be on the same roads as they are when they want to take their precious little angels to the zoobygym or the mulchdonalds.... in any case I decided that it would be MUCH more pleasurable to build a giant doomsday device that was a stand-alone space stationt that could distroy the entire planet.... and load it with my closest 100,000 friends... don some space-black beetle armor and blow the stuffings out of old mother earth.... leaving all those soccer moms and people who drive the insecure-about-their-manhood-mobiles around to suck up the rays that are emitted by my axial superlaser! you may feel that this is extreme, but try driving in rush-hour traffic in the Baltimore/Washington area for a couple of months... it will change your whole philosophy on life :)
