Washington, DC
Created | Updated Mar 23, 2002
So, actually I live in Maryland but Washington DC is so much more interesting! All sorts of shiny people and not so shiny people. I must say that the shiny people are much more annoying. They are always in a rush to get somewhere and when they get where they were going, they are not happy! Very peculiar. Anyway, there's this section of Washington called Dupont Circle. It's not even close to a circle! It's kind of oblong with really bad drivers trying beat the living hell out of their cars and, I must say, doing a smashing good job. Then, there's the something called the Metro. You pay money to get stuck on this train thingy for hours and get your blood pressure to peak. After you get off the Metro, you realize that you're not where you're supposed to be and have to get on the train yet again! The only redeaming quality of this city is a little shop by the name of Starbucks. In this shop, which are scattered around the city for your convenience, they serve a delicious beverage called coffee! I could stay all day at a shop of this nature but eventually my cash runs out. They I have to go home and wait until morning so I can have more coffee. They say coffee has caffeine but I think that's an old wive's tale and to be taken lightly.
