foresters
Created | Updated Mar 24, 2002
Foresters are a group of people highly skilled in the art of tree identification through the use of techniques such as: close observation of leaves or bark, consulting the tree identification text the had surgically transplanted onto then end of their arm, or the age old technique of coming up with the most complicated latin name imaginable and hoping no-one realises that they don't have a clue.
The only way to stop a forester identifying trees at you is to wave a beer in front of them. In fact, their skills at identifying trees is only surpassed by their skills at identifying beer really quickly before some other forester drinks it.
The only way to stop a forester identifying trees at you is to wave a beer in front of them. In fact, their skills at identifying trees is only surpassed by their skills at identifying beer really quickly before some other forester drinks it.
