Marvin Turns To The Dark Side
Created | Updated May 19, 2006
EBG Convention…
Chapter Ten
The Doctor’s face went bright red and he suddenly became very sheepish. He looked around and pushed Rose backing the TARDIS. All the bad guys in the room either grinned evilly or let out a huge bellowing evil laugh. The Doctor looked around the room and saw: Lord Voldemort, a group of Daleks, Davros, Darth Vader, a group of Cybermen, Rimmer with the holo-virus and Mr Rimmer, Bob Marley’s evil twin, two Sontarons, Hitler, a werewolf, a group of some of the Great Vampires, and a rather confused George Bush.
“Well, this is one of the biggest messes I have ever got myself into,” said the Doctor rubbing the back of his neck, “It’s at times like this I wish I carried around a teleport.”
Marvin walked forward, “And to think you survived that terrible ordeal to face another.”
“What do you mean? There’s something worse then having your past selves wandering around in the back of you head.” said the Doctor.
“More so, Doctor.” said one of the Great Vampires.
“Oh dear,” said the Doctor, “What?”
“This.” shouted a Cyberman who pressed a button that teleported the TARDIS away.
The Doctor tried to reach out to the TARDIS before it teleported but he wasn’t fast enough. He looked distant, like he thought he was dreaming but knew he wasn’t.
Rose pounded the TARDIS console as it teleported away. She looked at the scanner seeing the Doctor’s forlorn eyes trying to reach the TARDIS. She hit the TARDIS and the TARDIS dimmed it’s lights as if to reply.
The Doctor’s hearts began racing, away from the TARDIS in a room full of evil people made him feel really uncomfortable.
He grinned nervously, “Well now I’m dead as a dodo.”
Lots of evil laughs came in reply, the Doctor quickly thought and had managed to come up with a plan. Risky and far off to say in the least but weren’t all his plans?
“So,” he said clapping his hands, “Who’s gonna kill me first? I have three regenerations left so take your time.”
“We will he has interfered with us the most. We shall exterminate him.” said the Daleks and Davros.
“No us, we have bared grudges against his race since before you could talk.” claimed the Great Vampires.
The Cybermen spoke, “We shall kill him!”
All the bad guys started arguing. The Doctor suppressed laughs and sneaked out of the room while they were arguing. He leant against the wall next to the door, and sniggered before running out of the room.
“That’s your fault!” shouted Darth Vader.
“Shut up! All of you!” said Marvin, “He’ll come back to us…”
Marvin clicked the teleport again, “After all we have his TARDIS.”
The Doctor ran aimlessly around the fortress, he’d thought he’d been in enough castles and fortresses to find his way around one measly fortress. Suddenly, he felt something. Something he only usually felt around other Time Lords, a feeling of belonging. He let his instincts take him around the fortress. He walked down a flight of stairs which led into the dungeons. He saw someone sitting in the cell.
The person had long brown hair that was bloodied and covering their face. They were wearing jeans, and white running trainers. They wore a white crop top and a white shirt that looked almost blouse like. They were on their hands and knees. The person looked up fear burning in their hazel, almost brown eyes. Tears streaming down her face, shivering, cuts and grazes all over her chest and face.
“Amy?!” asked the Doctor running towards the cell.
She answered weakly, “Doctor?”
“What do we do if his companion comes out?” asked a Cyberman.
“SOS.” answered Marvin.
“Save Our Souls?” it asked curiously.
“No, Shoot On Sight,” said Marvin, “It’s just a happy coincidence that they can both be abbreviated to SOS when they are total opposites.”
Marvin walked off to talk to Bob Marley’s evil twin leaving a somewhat confused Cyberman.
The Doctor used his sonic screwdriver to open the dungeon door. He ran over to Amy and put his arm over her.
“Amy, what happened? How did you survive?” asked the Doctor who then took off his coat and wrapped it around Amy.
“Sam restarted one of my hearts, purely by chance, and then took me to the hospital. Luckily, as I am half Healer I can send distress signals via telepathy, one of them came to Earth and healed me,” said Amy weakly, “I got lucky Doctor. That’s how I survived, luck.”
“That’s how I get out of all of life’s little messes, luck,” grinned the Doctor, “Nothing beats luck.”
Amy managed a small grin, “So how did you end up here?”
“TARDIS, she thought it would be nice to drop me in on their little party,” said the Doctor, “How did you get here you jammy sod?”
“Marvin thought it would be nice to teleport me to the party for a game, I think it’s called: ‘Torture the Time Lady’. I didn’t enjoy it very much; the vampires bit me, the Daleks scorched me, the Cybermen repeatedly kicked me, Marvin teleported a Tiger to attack me, Rimmer fried me for a bit with his Hex vision and everyone else cut me with the plastic knives,” said Amy whilst pointing to where the injuries were, “Oh yeah, and the werewolf had a right go at me.”
“You have been busy haven’t you?” said the Doctor.
Amy pulled a face and stuck out her tongue. The Doctor laughed. He rummaged in his pocket for something. He pulled out a chocolate bar and passed it to Amy.
“Ta!” said Amy, greedily chomping down the bar, “You wouldn’t happen to have a cup of tea as well would you?”
“I wish!” said the Doctor, “Can you walk? Because we need to find the TARDIS.”
“I think so.” said Amy, which with help from the Doctor, managed to get to her feet and limp up the stairs with the Doctor.
Davros spoke to George Bush trying to make a conversation, “So what evil have you done recently?”
“I don’t know, I just came for the free biscuits.” said George Bush picking up a biscuit and stuffing it in his mouth.
“Have you done anything?” asked Davros.
“I’m the President of America.” said George Bush.
Davros wandered off laughing. George Bush shrugged and grabbed another biscuit.
A vampire, who had been o the toilet, walked back in to the convention room carrying Amy and the Doctor by their necks.
Amy hissed to the Doctor, “Who’s the Jammy sod now?”
The Doctor stuck his tongue out at her, “I’m not the one who was yelping in pain.”
“We need to find a way out of this mess.” said Amy.
“The TARDIS!” shouted the Doctor potting the blue metropolitan police box standing in the corner of the room.
“Oh Yay! Now there’s a blue police box watching us get our buts get kicked in!” said Amy.
“Why did you regenerate into a child?” asked the Doctor.
“Dunno, but I’m the first Time Lady to ever do it more than twice.” said Amy.
The Doctor frowned, “That is so you!”
The vampire tightened it’s grip to remind the Doctor and Amy were they were. The vampire dropped them to the floor, they both leapt up to their feet and wiped the dust off their clothes.
They both said at the same time, “Honestly the hospitality here is terrible!”
“Arrogant gits!” shouted George Bush stuffing another two biscuits in his mouth.
“Shut up Bush! You egocentric b******!” shouted Amy.
The Doctor looked around the room, “I’m just wondering how many people in this room don’t hate me.”
“That would be none Doctor.” said Amy.
“I do make a habit of making bad guys hate me.” said the Doctor.
“Yeah? Well, they don’t exactly get along with me either,” said Amy, “Have yougot a plan?”
“Ish.” said the Doctor nervously.
“Ish?!” asked Amy.
“Yeah, ish.” repeated the Doctor.
“We’re doomed aren’t we?” asked Amy.
“Pretty much.” replied the Doctor.
Marvin passed everyone a gun, “On my word fire.”
The Doctor whispered to Amy, “On his word duck.”
“FIRE!!” shouted Marvin.
“DUCK!!!” shouted the Doctor.
Amy and the Doctor ran into the TARDIS. The Doctor ran into the laboratory and ran back out the TARDIS carrying a small device. He activated it when outside the TARDIS, grabbed Marvin and ran back into the TARDIS.
“Amy! Dematerialise!!” shouted the Doctor fiddling with the device and restraining Marvin.
Amy pressed and pulled the buttons on the TARDIS. Amy did well at the Academy but didn’t fair so well with driving TARDISes. In fact, she’d done very badly and passed her test by one mark. The TARDIS dematerialised into the time vortex.
“Where do you want to go?” asked Amy.
“Heart of Gold.” said the Doctor pressing the button on the device.
“Aye, Aye Captain!” said Amy saluting the Doctor.
Rose stood back feeling very left out.
Marvin sat up, not feeling evil but extremely depressed, “Oh, Doctor. You’ve got rid of my evil personality. That’s really very depressing.”
“We’re taking you home.” said the Doctor.
“You’ve really made my day.” said Marvin sarcastically.
The TARDIS materialised and Marvin walked out of the TARDIS onto the heart of gold. The speakers yelled out: ‘Marvin? Where’s the kettle?’ as the TARDIS dematerialised.
“So you’re gonna stay here?” asked the Doctor.
Amy nodded, “I’m half Healer. I feel more at home here than anywhere else. I find that it’s your parentage that decides the planets you’re attracted to.”
“How did you?...” asked the Doctor.
“I’m a Healer, and I still have a life to live. I’ll see you around Doctor.” said Amy.
“What’s your real name?” asked Rose thinking that this would give her a clue as to the Doctor’s name.
“Amytygeaniavoluntaria.” said Amy grinning.
The Doctor hugged Amy, “Bye, I’ll see you around.”
Amy smiled and waved goodbye as the TARDIS dematerialised. Amy walked off in the sunset.
The End
Chapter Ten
The Doctor’s face went bright red and he suddenly became very sheepish. He looked around and pushed Rose backing the TARDIS. All the bad guys in the room either grinned evilly or let out a huge bellowing evil laugh. The Doctor looked around the room and saw: Lord Voldemort, a group of Daleks, Davros, Darth Vader, a group of Cybermen, Rimmer with the holo-virus and Mr Rimmer, Bob Marley’s evil twin, two Sontarons, Hitler, a werewolf, a group of some of the Great Vampires, and a rather confused George Bush.
“Well, this is one of the biggest messes I have ever got myself into,” said the Doctor rubbing the back of his neck, “It’s at times like this I wish I carried around a teleport.”
Marvin walked forward, “And to think you survived that terrible ordeal to face another.”
“What do you mean? There’s something worse then having your past selves wandering around in the back of you head.” said the Doctor.
“More so, Doctor.” said one of the Great Vampires.
“Oh dear,” said the Doctor, “What?”
“This.” shouted a Cyberman who pressed a button that teleported the TARDIS away.
The Doctor tried to reach out to the TARDIS before it teleported but he wasn’t fast enough. He looked distant, like he thought he was dreaming but knew he wasn’t.
Rose pounded the TARDIS console as it teleported away. She looked at the scanner seeing the Doctor’s forlorn eyes trying to reach the TARDIS. She hit the TARDIS and the TARDIS dimmed it’s lights as if to reply.
The Doctor’s hearts began racing, away from the TARDIS in a room full of evil people made him feel really uncomfortable.
He grinned nervously, “Well now I’m dead as a dodo.”
Lots of evil laughs came in reply, the Doctor quickly thought and had managed to come up with a plan. Risky and far off to say in the least but weren’t all his plans?
“So,” he said clapping his hands, “Who’s gonna kill me first? I have three regenerations left so take your time.”
“We will he has interfered with us the most. We shall exterminate him.” said the Daleks and Davros.
“No us, we have bared grudges against his race since before you could talk.” claimed the Great Vampires.
The Cybermen spoke, “We shall kill him!”
All the bad guys started arguing. The Doctor suppressed laughs and sneaked out of the room while they were arguing. He leant against the wall next to the door, and sniggered before running out of the room.
“That’s your fault!” shouted Darth Vader.
“Shut up! All of you!” said Marvin, “He’ll come back to us…”
Marvin clicked the teleport again, “After all we have his TARDIS.”
The Doctor ran aimlessly around the fortress, he’d thought he’d been in enough castles and fortresses to find his way around one measly fortress. Suddenly, he felt something. Something he only usually felt around other Time Lords, a feeling of belonging. He let his instincts take him around the fortress. He walked down a flight of stairs which led into the dungeons. He saw someone sitting in the cell.
The person had long brown hair that was bloodied and covering their face. They were wearing jeans, and white running trainers. They wore a white crop top and a white shirt that looked almost blouse like. They were on their hands and knees. The person looked up fear burning in their hazel, almost brown eyes. Tears streaming down her face, shivering, cuts and grazes all over her chest and face.
“Amy?!” asked the Doctor running towards the cell.
She answered weakly, “Doctor?”
“What do we do if his companion comes out?” asked a Cyberman.
“SOS.” answered Marvin.
“Save Our Souls?” it asked curiously.
“No, Shoot On Sight,” said Marvin, “It’s just a happy coincidence that they can both be abbreviated to SOS when they are total opposites.”
Marvin walked off to talk to Bob Marley’s evil twin leaving a somewhat confused Cyberman.
The Doctor used his sonic screwdriver to open the dungeon door. He ran over to Amy and put his arm over her.
“Amy, what happened? How did you survive?” asked the Doctor who then took off his coat and wrapped it around Amy.
“Sam restarted one of my hearts, purely by chance, and then took me to the hospital. Luckily, as I am half Healer I can send distress signals via telepathy, one of them came to Earth and healed me,” said Amy weakly, “I got lucky Doctor. That’s how I survived, luck.”
“That’s how I get out of all of life’s little messes, luck,” grinned the Doctor, “Nothing beats luck.”
Amy managed a small grin, “So how did you end up here?”
“TARDIS, she thought it would be nice to drop me in on their little party,” said the Doctor, “How did you get here you jammy sod?”
“Marvin thought it would be nice to teleport me to the party for a game, I think it’s called: ‘Torture the Time Lady’. I didn’t enjoy it very much; the vampires bit me, the Daleks scorched me, the Cybermen repeatedly kicked me, Marvin teleported a Tiger to attack me, Rimmer fried me for a bit with his Hex vision and everyone else cut me with the plastic knives,” said Amy whilst pointing to where the injuries were, “Oh yeah, and the werewolf had a right go at me.”
“You have been busy haven’t you?” said the Doctor.
Amy pulled a face and stuck out her tongue. The Doctor laughed. He rummaged in his pocket for something. He pulled out a chocolate bar and passed it to Amy.
“Ta!” said Amy, greedily chomping down the bar, “You wouldn’t happen to have a cup of tea as well would you?”
“I wish!” said the Doctor, “Can you walk? Because we need to find the TARDIS.”
“I think so.” said Amy, which with help from the Doctor, managed to get to her feet and limp up the stairs with the Doctor.
Davros spoke to George Bush trying to make a conversation, “So what evil have you done recently?”
“I don’t know, I just came for the free biscuits.” said George Bush picking up a biscuit and stuffing it in his mouth.
“Have you done anything?” asked Davros.
“I’m the President of America.” said George Bush.
Davros wandered off laughing. George Bush shrugged and grabbed another biscuit.
A vampire, who had been o the toilet, walked back in to the convention room carrying Amy and the Doctor by their necks.
Amy hissed to the Doctor, “Who’s the Jammy sod now?”
The Doctor stuck his tongue out at her, “I’m not the one who was yelping in pain.”
“We need to find a way out of this mess.” said Amy.
“The TARDIS!” shouted the Doctor potting the blue metropolitan police box standing in the corner of the room.
“Oh Yay! Now there’s a blue police box watching us get our buts get kicked in!” said Amy.
“Why did you regenerate into a child?” asked the Doctor.
“Dunno, but I’m the first Time Lady to ever do it more than twice.” said Amy.
The Doctor frowned, “That is so you!”
The vampire tightened it’s grip to remind the Doctor and Amy were they were. The vampire dropped them to the floor, they both leapt up to their feet and wiped the dust off their clothes.
They both said at the same time, “Honestly the hospitality here is terrible!”
“Arrogant gits!” shouted George Bush stuffing another two biscuits in his mouth.
“Shut up Bush! You egocentric b******!” shouted Amy.
The Doctor looked around the room, “I’m just wondering how many people in this room don’t hate me.”
“That would be none Doctor.” said Amy.
“I do make a habit of making bad guys hate me.” said the Doctor.
“Yeah? Well, they don’t exactly get along with me either,” said Amy, “Have yougot a plan?”
“Ish.” said the Doctor nervously.
“Ish?!” asked Amy.
“Yeah, ish.” repeated the Doctor.
“We’re doomed aren’t we?” asked Amy.
“Pretty much.” replied the Doctor.
Marvin passed everyone a gun, “On my word fire.”
The Doctor whispered to Amy, “On his word duck.”
“FIRE!!” shouted Marvin.
“DUCK!!!” shouted the Doctor.
Amy and the Doctor ran into the TARDIS. The Doctor ran into the laboratory and ran back out the TARDIS carrying a small device. He activated it when outside the TARDIS, grabbed Marvin and ran back into the TARDIS.
“Amy! Dematerialise!!” shouted the Doctor fiddling with the device and restraining Marvin.
Amy pressed and pulled the buttons on the TARDIS. Amy did well at the Academy but didn’t fair so well with driving TARDISes. In fact, she’d done very badly and passed her test by one mark. The TARDIS dematerialised into the time vortex.
“Where do you want to go?” asked Amy.
“Heart of Gold.” said the Doctor pressing the button on the device.
“Aye, Aye Captain!” said Amy saluting the Doctor.
Rose stood back feeling very left out.
Marvin sat up, not feeling evil but extremely depressed, “Oh, Doctor. You’ve got rid of my evil personality. That’s really very depressing.”
“We’re taking you home.” said the Doctor.
“You’ve really made my day.” said Marvin sarcastically.
The TARDIS materialised and Marvin walked out of the TARDIS onto the heart of gold. The speakers yelled out: ‘Marvin? Where’s the kettle?’ as the TARDIS dematerialised.
“So you’re gonna stay here?” asked the Doctor.
Amy nodded, “I’m half Healer. I feel more at home here than anywhere else. I find that it’s your parentage that decides the planets you’re attracted to.”
“How did you?...” asked the Doctor.
“I’m a Healer, and I still have a life to live. I’ll see you around Doctor.” said Amy.
“What’s your real name?” asked Rose thinking that this would give her a clue as to the Doctor’s name.
“Amytygeaniavoluntaria.” said Amy grinning.
The Doctor hugged Amy, “Bye, I’ll see you around.”
Amy smiled and waved goodbye as the TARDIS dematerialised. Amy walked off in the sunset.
The End
