h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Deep in the forest, actually no, near the edge, there is... The Shack! It's in a clearing, with ridiculously thick overgrowth all around, which suddenly ends in a nice, small, well-mowed field. The Shack itself is badly made, with old rotting logs, covered in vines, and has a brick chimney. Inside is a neat, well-designed 2 room home, with light blue walls, a white ceiling, gray carpet, a fireplace, an oven, a washing machine, a dishwasher, a table, a cabinet, a bed, a wardobe, and a bathroom. It's a bit bigger than it looks.


*I just completed this lodging and am now moving in, waiting for... assignment*

<... very well, good to see you have... made yourself at home >

*makes himself at home*

*practices with a sniper rifle from the roof, shooting targets on the mountain peak, not knowin if they're people or not*

*comes across the shack*


Isn't there a battle on the peak right now...?

*doesn't stop him*

*burns down a tree and buries the ashes*

*a small group of squirrels look at Euphraxi annoyed*

*looks back at them annoyed*

*squrrels chatter to each oter then start throwing nutus at Euphraxi*

*pouts and walks off, looking for adventure*