h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*wishes for a wishing well*

*a Wishing Well materialises*

*wishes for £100,000,000,000,000*
*looks around hopefully*

~Skenvoy

*the mony materialises then diaperes leving a note*
"this should cover your expances - dr A"

*wishes for a wishing world*

*a world is constructed several million lighyears away in another dimention*

damn.
well, anyway.

*wishes for a million gold coins*

*a bag of gold aperes*

thats going to be one big bag...

*wishes for a flamethrower*

*it is a small but on close inspection magic bag made of velvit*

*a note aperes - 3 wishes per person per day thank you*

/\/damn. AK, initiate on an alternative site\/\

waita minute...

hmm.
*
*runs off and buys a brand new flamethrower*

*a pine needle somehow punctures the gas tank, but he doesn't notice*

*gasoline sprays all over the ground, everywhere, lots of it*

I'm going to test it out on that little [gasolien coated] tree over there... just to see if its good.

*turns it on*
That's funny... the gas isn't getting to it... oi! there's a leak! *plugs the leak*

*turns it on*

*roasts the tree in seconds*

*the fire quickly spreads to the forest, and because of all the dead brush sweeps quickly across the forest in all directions.*

AH! How'd I do that!
*runs looking for water*

/\/to late\/\

*if someone was to be staring into the depths of the pool they could see by the light of a glowing sapphire on an altar that provides the magic for this pool*
*a dark figure swims up underwater, takes the sapphire off it's altar, and the pool stops shinig, and looks dull and boring like a normal well*
*the figure swims off*

oh crap its not a wishing well anymore...

*throws a probe into the well, which will backtrack the path to show him where Wonko went in*

I kinda noticed when the gem disappeared. it stopped glowing, remember? And by qquickly lookign inside the well I could see the light from the gem getting dimmer as if it were movign away... so obviously it moved... I'm just looking for an entrance?

<*light from tunnel, although dim, suddenly disappears completely*