Goat Smugglers
Created | Updated Aug 23, 2003
In recent years an uprising demand for male goats has been evident and unstoppable. the goats, when given a hammer, seem to be prone to bashing the hell out of their own testicles, which tenderizes their "meat". Goat "meat" is a delicacy throughout the universe. though amusing, it is illegal to give a hammer to a goat. as with all illegal things, there soon became an uprising for goat smugglers. these people, usually ignorant southern americans or migrant workers, smuggle goats using a variety of diferent methods. one idea was to put the goats into a large baloon to swallow and later be pooped out. this idea failed as the goats seemed to dislike being inside a baloon inside a person. one theory was that they didnt have enough light to read their romance novels. this idea was later rejected for obvious reasons.
