Beagles
Created | Updated Oct 20, 2010
Beagles are dogs. Sort of.
While the average dog lives to please you, its keeper (sometimes mistakenly called "owner"), Beagles care about only one thing: chasing smells. Any smells, but especially smells that lead to food, which they eat. Or rabbits, which they don't. Or other dogs butts, which they sniff.
If you live in a small apartment (flat, room, cardboard box) don't get a Beagle. Get a Cocker Spaniel. Or a Goldfish. Or an African Violet.
If you need affection, get a Golden Retriever. Not a Beagle.
Despite their single-minded devotion to smells, Beagles inspire greater affection from humans than perhaps any other living creature.
Strangely, they also inspire greater medical experimentation.
While the average dog lives to please you, its keeper (sometimes mistakenly called "owner"), Beagles care about only one thing: chasing smells. Any smells, but especially smells that lead to food, which they eat. Or rabbits, which they don't. Or other dogs butts, which they sniff.
If you live in a small apartment (flat, room, cardboard box) don't get a Beagle. Get a Cocker Spaniel. Or a Goldfish. Or an African Violet.
If you need affection, get a Golden Retriever. Not a Beagle.
Despite their single-minded devotion to smells, Beagles inspire greater affection from humans than perhaps any other living creature.
Strangely, they also inspire greater medical experimentation.
