h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Or, that "the Queen is adroit"?

Her eldest boy is a bit Druidy, isn't he? Talking to trees and all that.

I thought the Queen was a shape-shifting lizard.

"Shape-shifting lizard"? In this context, that sounds like an apt description of Tony Blair.

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Oh, yes, David Icke is never wrong!
He knows someone who knows someone who claims to have seen Her majesty turn feral on some poor woman's donkey during a human sacrifice ritual...

Vicky

(I read one of his books recently - I just have to ask myself why? Then I remember, no one is ever wholly wrong - and he actually makes sense about Iraq etc.. )

>>"Then I remember, no one is ever wholly wrong - and he actually makes sense about Iraq etc."

Stopped clocks, and all that.
I dare say he doesn't drink Paraquat for breakfast, or go to sleep in a hot oven, but that doesn't mean he isn't off his rocker.

If someone is unreliable to the point where you'd have to double-check anything they said before putting the slightest faith in it, their only possible use is generating speculation.

Actually, possibly *another* use is identifying strange people. If someone started a conversation by saying "Well, *David Icke* said...", it'd be an hint to ignore what they were saying, and concentrate on checking possible exits, and whether anyone had allowed them any sharp objects.

Can you hear the sirens going off all over h2g2, as davidicke topic drift occurs?

Sorry, my fault...

I just came across this http://www.beliefnet.com/story/209/story_20904_1.html

It's a dialogue between Sam Harris and Andrew Sullivan, with both making some interesting points.

"Nipple sensitivity varies to an extreme degree from individual to individual; some men can even achieve orgasm through nipple stimulation alone, while for others, it creates very little feeling, or is more annoying than arousing."

http://www.jackinworld.com/qa/qa.html

I post this purely for the fun of being able to go "yah boo sucks" at Son of Roj Blake. Childish, I know. But so is the post to which this is a reply.

TRiG.

What was the question?

I have a friend who had a friend who liked my friend to attack his nipples with a wire brush. You probably didn't need to know that.

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And no, I didn't need to know that.

TRiG.

SoRB at full throttle


Brilliant

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Ah, right. My own nipples are more like SoRB's than Insights. They have similar function to that of those vestigial penis thingies that ladies have.

Hmmm... I've been hidden. I don't remember saying anything too controversial.

Hey guys, if I use old-fashioned epithets like bl--dy and b-st-rd do I get bleeped?

Matholwch .

I guess it depends if anyone is small-minded enough to object, or if you were making some other point they chose to find offensive.

You've been temporarily hidden. You may be back later. Check on Monday afternoon.

TRiG.

The illegitimate word is verboten

King Henry IV Part I
Act II
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No Bards allowed?