h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Whenever you talk
Wherever you be
I'll look for the checks
And there you'll see
An elbow waving
In the breeze
Don't hold your nose
And I won't sneeze.



Bless you!

Cool.

Not much time now.

Talk to you later!

MC

I'll let you know how my next few interviews go...
Have a nice time tomorrow

Oh, yes, please.

You have an equally good day.



MC

Yesterday was excelllent I visited an exhibition and managed to get a few of my old accounts up to date. Am busy round and about the house today. Look forward to having a little conflab tomorrow.

I was not as fortunate yesterday. I got sick from painting and had to lie down for a long time. I was then in a bad mood and was too lazy to finish the job. Oh, well. I made the best of it, I suppose.

What exactly is a conflab?

MC

contretemps

Um, ok(???)

How are you?

Yesterday in the mail I recieved a postcard stating that my next dental appointment was due.I've been waiting for this.

MC

Yes! It is always very good to look after ones' I don't have to go for my checkup for a few months yet. My dentist is always a happy dude

Yeah, I've always had a good dental record(as far as plaque goes...) so mine is too.

Not much else going on... but I am looking forward to that checkup.

MC

I hope you enjoy it and that you don't have too much drilling

Oooh, no, no drilling! I don't want any drilling. Last night I had a dream that I had a huge cavity. I was so scared. It was more of a nightmare, really.

What's up with you? Got anything big going on?

MC

Perhaps you might like to ask my ex-husband why he would prefer to spend all my hard earned help and support on someone else's children other than his own?

Take care now.
Let's hope they don't lock you up and throw away the key for something you haven't done.

yes very big, they're going to catch up with you and lock you up for ever