h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*Shwoo runs to the alleyway*

*runs after schwoo as a creatute comes out of a pile of dubris*

Can you see what it is youngling?

*looks at the creature*

I can see it Master, but I don't know what it is?

*Also sees a figure running at the end of the alley*

well.... I suppose we could knock it out... and go after the other person, just this once


*lifts a rock from behind the creature and hits it hard in the back, it falls over and if not unconsious is at least pined down by the rock*

*starts running*

Master I don't think our friend under tha rock was evil, I sensed he was just confused.

*Draws sabre*

I'm starting to get a real bad feeling now though.

confused and in the way youngling...

*stands behind him in the allyway as the figure turns to face them*

Figure: Ah Jedi... Just what I was looking for... *figure draws a disruptor rifle*

figure: your not going anywhere


Oh... bother

*Stops a couple of paces in front of the hooded figure*

figure: I get a good price for Jedi...


bounty hunter.. on a place like this, who would have thought?

I don't think you'll get much for myself, my colleague beside me, or our Friend standing behind you.

*Motions with his head*

figure: I'm not going to fall for that one Jedi...


But /there is someone behind you/....

*the bounty hunter stands rigid and puts its gun down*

~~the trick is in how you say it...~~

*Picks his gun up and breaks it in two*

now shawoo my young apprentice,
what do we... as Jedi do to this bounty hunter?

Tar and feathering comes to mind master, but I was wondering just who would pay bounty on a jedi.

normally only the hutt... they like there games,
but anyone with a bone to pick with jedi normally...

so come on, the choice of justice is yours youngling
after all you must learn

*rumages around in the mans pockets, finds nothing of interest and no further weapons*

Master I would say let him go. The is nothing to be gained from the retribution of one so pitifull.

ah may he remember your kindness and spare your skin one of these days youngling, or you may wish you had not been so lenient,

Hmmn, I guess we'll see. Now shall we take that poor creature out from under it's rock.

*the bounty hunter runs away*

well I suppose we could.... and should do that...
why was i trying to teach ethics and morrals, i have so few...

go on then, lift the rock off of the poor thing