On one side of my there is the crazy, hideous and terrifying Johnson. He has purple hair in spikes. Almost. Actually it's brownish and too short.

On my right is a scary person who likes Charmed and always wears a ridiculous orange cap except for when we steal it.

Then there is Marcus who makes Visual Basic programs that won't let you exit and sends stupid emails.

Then there is a blank computer and someone who likes to call himself Ralph and is a geek.

Nobody is impressed with my opinion of them.