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Ok, if you are interested you can sign up for the team here. I just need to know what position you want.

I'd love to join the team... but I've no idea about which position... as the boss of the team, I take it you have the perogative to decide for me!
Joanna

Hi Joanna! You are more than welcome to join, but I'm sure you can think of a position yourself ........I see on your homepage that you are a physics major - perhaps something related to that?

-TVF

Quantum improbability calculator? Does a sofltball team need one of those?
Joanna

Yes and yes. We have a need for any position that hasn't been filled yet Welcome to the team!

-TVF

thanks

Do you have any room for a philosophical Fish? I can do the whole smimming around looking interesting thing you know... And I'm too small to eat so I'm sure my services would be welcome

I would like to be the Director of Seating, if that's possible. Thanks, .

~The Cheese

Hello The Fish and The Cheese! Welcome to the team

Hey!

I wish to join the Rambling Misfits! *grins*

How about "Higher Dimensions Trainer"

Joe aka Arnia

Softball playing fishies

Hi Joe! You've been added to the roster, but I have a question about your position request - what exactly is a "higher dimension trainer?"

Do you train dimensions?

I train the team to cope with play in higher dimensions... softball takes on a whole new edge in 26D space

Joe aka Arnia

Hyperfishies

Ok, I get it now......I've posted you as "High Dimension Trainer"

-TVF, who loves to split hairs

Hi! Can I be posted as a cheer leader? I've always wanted to prance about with pom poms infront of a crowd!

And I can only assume we've always wanted to watch

Welcome aboard, DNO!

Seems to me you are in desperate need of someone to shine a laser pointer into the eyes of the opposition, im not sure how you would shorten that.......how about Minister for dirty tricks?

If i can do them from the comfort of the clubhouse, so much the better

I don't know if there are any other Irish players on the team, but obviously their cultural needs have to be looked after. I therefore volunteer for the position of "Official Guinness Pint Puller" in the bar, as a dodgy pint of Arthur could seriously put them off their game. Obviously this position will only be filled during games as I wouldn't want to upset any of the regular barmen. During quiet games I can do deliveries to the outfield.

Hanging Sheep you have just made the Stadium Announcer a Happy Irishman. Frink give him the job, I'll need a good pint of the black stuff with a BB chaser to do my announcing properly.

Hi everyone. Late as usual.

If there is a place on the team for me, I nominate myself as either 'Guy in the ill fitting mascot's outfit' or 'line marker & organ grinder' or 'hot dog vendor'. You can decide.

Frink, obviously my credentials have been endorsed by Demon Drawer, and if you have a stadium announcer without his Arthur and Shirley Bassey, the game will just descend into a farce. It's clear that my services are needed.

Demon, how are things in Norn Iron?