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Can I be Goal Keeper?

Please?

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Hi Lance! Hmmm...this is tricky. Technically, there are no goal keepers in softball. I guess the closest thing would be the catcher - but we already have a catcher. You could be the backup catcher, if you like. Or you can have a non-softball position (even goal keeper, I suppose, although that might get confusing). Check out Fairly Strange's position, for instance. Finally, you can have a secondary position as well, I usually would just pop over to your user page and find something that seems to fit, but you are welcome to make suggestions.

Lots to think about, huh? At any rate, let me know, and I'll sign you right up. Thanks!

Hmmmm..... Can I be the ball? If that's taken, can i be the bat? or.... or.... one of the bases? Yes it is a metaphysical impossability, but I am slightly masochistic. I'll take anything. As for a secondary position, How about team psycologist/philosopher?

Ok, Lance - you are on the team. You could have easily been a base (although it couldn't have been 3rd base - that's taken by RSBohn). But I liked the bat idea the best. And who better to imagine being a bat than a philosopher?

Don't forget to swing on by the clubhouse and say hi to some of your new teammates....

Can I be the supplier of potassium (Bananas) and vitimin C (Oranges) for the team. They will need to keep their strength up.
vegiman

You got it!