The Society of Bathtime Gurglers
Created | Updated Jul 21, 2003
...And you thought Vogon poetry was bad! It's a known fact that Vogon Poetry is the 3rd worst in the galaxy. This new circle of poets has been formed for those for whom the Vogons are simply not disgraceful enough. The Azgoths of Kria, lead by their figure of worship, Poet Master Grunthos the Flatulent, (who once caused 4 deaths by internal haemorrage amongst his distraught audience during a recital) write poetry which makes the average vogon verse appear as delightful as a Shakespeare sonnet. The great man himself, however, sadly never had the chance to perform his 12 book epic masterpiece, "My Favourite Bathtime Gurgles", in public due to his untimely death. This society has been created to carry on the tradition of producing thoroughly hideous poetry in his honour. If anyone is interested in joining this most ghastly of groups, please submit a few grotesque little verses of decidedly smelly poetry. Just so you get the general idea, here's my latest Bathtime Gurgle!
Grrr... Bathspider!!
Amidst thy skaaptuous heap of dead hair
Upon gunken bathroom floor
You sacrafice a gloobleslug
With flurbulistic glee
Grrrr.... Bathspider!
Zlaart thee to eternal plugholedom!
Zlaart every millimetre of thy stringsome limbs
Thy flaarbling, wabbly hairy legs!
Gurgle blurgle plughole,
Plinketty plink dungspider,
Mungle dunger straggy black dead hairs,
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!
Piffle, utter piffle!
PIFFLE.
