A Conversation for Summer 2003 Caption Competition - Round 4
You're our wife now!
Mu Beta Posted Jul 21, 2003
Try 'runny-bowelled terror' and you'd be a bit closer.
B
You're our wife now!
Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences Posted Jul 21, 2003
You should have been more alert to what was going on then, shouldn't you.
You're our wife now!
Mu Beta Posted Jul 21, 2003
It's very difficulat to be alert when someone's got their tongue stuck down your throat.
It's something of a distraction.
B
You're our wife now!
Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences Posted Jul 21, 2003
I dunno. Men, no good at multitasking.
You're our wife now!
Mu Beta Posted Jul 21, 2003
On the whole, women tend to find it a turn-off if we do something else while kissing them.
B
You're our wife now!
Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences Posted Jul 21, 2003
Um, I'm not sure that's entirely accurate, if you think about it...
You're our wife now!
Abi Posted Jul 21, 2003
Anyway B, I am in this week's caption competition so you can have a go at me!
You're our wife now!
Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences Posted Jul 21, 2003
Surely you don;t need the excuse of a caption compo for that?
You're our wife now!
Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences Posted Jul 21, 2003
You want Abi to clean the throne too?
You're our wife now!
Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences Posted Jul 21, 2003
Oh dear Abi, what have you done?
You're our wife now!
Abi Posted Jul 21, 2003
Don't worry Kerr, what B doesn't know is that all the rest of the caption competition is devoted to pictures of him, which have subtlely enhanced by the Editorial team using Photoshop.
Prizes for the best caption *and* prizes for guessing the Italic artist!
You're our wife now!
Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences Posted Jul 21, 2003
Now *that* sounds like fun.
You're our wife now!
Mu Beta Posted Jul 21, 2003
Hmmm...I don't like the sound of 'subtley enhanced'. Surely that is morally wrong...
B
You're our wife now!
Abi Posted Jul 21, 2003
Well subtle might have been a bit of an understatement!
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