My friends have been feeling rather sh*tty,

Because they find being very witty

Can now drop them in deep doo-doo,

So once more they are feeling like poo.

I am losing a very close friend

Who now feels the rules will not bend

To the wishes of those against Big Brother

And so will depart to the place of another.

I can only say this is a b*gger

As in the new place I will not be a hugger

For I cannot understand the new code

Of the place to be his new abode.

Oh farkin' heck, I've done my best

To find my friend at his new address.

I've tried to get into this infernal

Place of Hades called LiveJournal!

Quick! Out of the way, I need the loo!

For now I've found I cannot do

Without this place, my security, my home,

My 'Rob the Carpet' and my poem...

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