Abbreviations Used On The Internet

• AFAIC - As Far As I'm Concerned
• AISI - As I See It
• ANFAWFOS - And Now For A Word From Our Sponsor
• ANFAWFOWS - And Now For A Word From Our WEB Sponsor
• AOL - A******s On Line
• ASAP - As Soon As Possible
• ASAFP - As Soon As F**king Possible
• AWGTHTGTTA - Are We Going To Have To Go Through This Again
• AWGTHTGTTSA - Are We Going To Have To Go Through This S**t Again
• B4 - Before
• BCNU - Be Seeing You
• BFD - Big F**king Deal
• BK - Bo Knows
• BNF - Big Name Fan
• BOT - Back On Topic
• BTSOOM - Beats The S**t Out Of Me
• BT - Byte This!
• BTW - By The Way
• BTWBO - Be There With Bells On
• CIAO - Goodbye
• CIS - CompuServe Information Service
• CMF - Count My Fingers!
• CTC - Choking The Chicken
• CUL - Catch You Later/See You Later
• CUL8R - See You Later
• CWYL - Chat With You Later
• DBEYR - Don't Believe Everything You Read
• DDD - Direct Distance Dial
• DHYB - Don't Hold Your Breath
• DILLIGAD - Do I Look Like I Give A Damn
• DILLIGAF - Do I Look Like I Give A F**k
• DQYDJ - Don't Quit You're Day Job
• DYSTSOTT - Did You See The Size Of That Thing
• FE - Fatal Error
• FTASB - Faster Than A Speeding Bullet
• FTL - Faster Than Light
• FUBAR - F**ked Up Beyond All Repair/Recognition
• FUBB - F**ked Up Beyond Belief
• FWIW - For What It's Worth
• FYI - For Your Information
• FYM - For Your Misinformation
• GE - GEnie Information Service
• GEE - No, GTE
• GIGO - Garbage In, Garbage Out
• GIWIST - Gee, I Wish I'd Said That
• GR&D - Grinning, Running and Ducking
• HAK - Hugs And Kisses
• HUYA - Head Up Your A**
• HHOK - Ha Ha, Only Kidding
• HHO1/2K - Ha Ha, Only Half Kidding
• HIOOC - Help! I'm Out Of Coffee!
• HTH - Hope This Helps
• HUA - Heads Up, Ace
• IAC - In Any Case
• IAE - In Any Event
• IANAL - I Am Not A Lawyer
• IANAC - I Am Not A Crook
• IAO - I Am Outtahere
• IBCNU - I'll Be Seeing You
• IBTD - I Beg To Differ
• IFABCTE - I Found A Bug, Call The Exterminator
• IITYWTMWYKM - If I Tell You What This Means Will You Kiss Me
• IITYWTMWYBMAD - If I Tell You What This Means Will You Buy Me A Drink
• IITYWTMWYLMA - If I Tell You What This Means Will You Leave Me Alone
• IIWM - If It Were Me
• ILSHIBAMF - I Laughed So Hard I Broke All My Furniture
• ILSHIBMS - I Laughed So Hard I Broke My Stitches
• IMCO - In My Considered Opinion
• IMHO - In My Humble Opinion
• IMNSHO - In My Not So Humble Opinion
• IMO - In My Opinion
• INPO - In No Particular Order
• IOW - In Other Words
• ISP - Internet Service Provider
• KISS - Keep It Simple Stupid
• L8R - Later
• LD - Long Distance
• LDTTWA - Let's Do The Time Warp Again
• LL&P - Live Long And Prosper
• LLTA - Lots And Lots Of Thunderous Applause
• LMAO - Laugh My A** Off
• LOL - Laughing Out Loud
• LSHHTCMS - Laughed So Hard, Had To Change My Shorts
• LTIP - Laughing Till I Puke
• MTFBWY - May The Force Be With You
• MTSBWY - May The Schwartz Be With You (Space Balls)
• NBFD - No Big F**king Deal
• NFW - No F**king Way
• NRN - No Reply Necessary
• NYCFS - New York City Finger Salute
• OAUS - On An Unrelated Subject
• OATUS - On A Totally Unrelated Subject
• OATIS - On A Totally Irrelevant Subject
• OBTW - Oh, By The Way
• OI - Operator Indisposed
• OMIK - Open Mouth, Insert Keyboard
• ONNA - Oh No, Not Again
• ONNTA - Oh No Not This Again
• OOTC - Obligatory On Topic Comment
• OTOH - On The Other Hand
• OTOOH - On The Other Other Hand
• OTSH - On The Same Hand
• OWTTE - Or Words To That Effect
• OZ - Australia
• PITA - Pain In The A**
• PMF - Pull My Finger
• PMSL - P'd Myself Laughing
• RBTL - Read Between The Lines
• RML - Read My Lips
• RMM - Read My Mail
• ROTFL - Rolling On The Floor Laughing
• ROFLMFAO - Rolling On Floor, Laughing My F**king A** Off
• ROTM - Right On The Money
• RSN - Real Soon Now
• RTFM - Read The F**king Manual/Message
• SH - S**t Happens
• SH2M - S**t Happens To Me
• SITD - Still In The Dark
• SNAFU - Situation Normal, All Fouled/F**ked Up
• SOI - Sit On It
• SOI&R - Sit On It and Rotate
• SOL - S**t Outta Luck
• STM - Spank The Monkey
• SysOp - System Operator
• SYP - Send Your Password
• TAFL - Take A Flying Leap
• TANSTAAFL - There Ain't No Such Than A Free Lunch
• TDTM - Talk Dirty To Me
• TFASB - Time For A Sex Break
• TFN - Thanks For Nothin'
• TIA - Thanks In Advance
• TIC - Tongue In Cheek
• TISEC - Tongue In Someone Else's Cheek
• TLA - Three Letter Acronym (such as this)
• TM - Trust Me
• TSR - Terminate and Stay Resident
• TSR - Totally Stuck in RAM
• TTT - That's The Ticket
• TWHAB - This Won't Hurt A Bit
• URL - Uniform Resource Locator (official name for the address of a webpage)
• VI - Village Idiot
• WDIPME - Where Did I Put My Excedrin
• WGAFS - Who Gives A Flying Squat
• WIT - Wordsmith In Training
• WMG - Where's My Glasses
• WTHDTIM - What The Hell Do These Initials Mean
• WTSDS - Where The Sun Don't Shine
• WEB - World Wide Wait
• WYSIWYG - What You See Is What You Get
• WYSIUWYW - What You See Isn't Usually What You Want
• WWW - World Wide Web
• YGBK - You Gotta Be Kiddin'