How to be Profane and Win?
Created | Updated Jul 28, 2006
because they find being very witty
can now drop them in deep doo doo
so once more they are feeling like poo.
I am losing a very close friend
who now feels the rules will not bend
to the wishes of those against Big Brother
and so will depart to the place of another.
I can only say this is a b*gger
as in the new place I will not be a hugger
for I cannot understand the new code
of the place to be his new abode.
Oh Farkin' heck, I've done my best
to find my friend at his new address.
I've tried to get into this infernal
place of Hades called LiveJournal!
Quick! Out of the way, I need the loo!
For now I've found I cannot do
without this place, my security, my home,
my 'Rob the Carpet' and my poem...
