Created | Updated Apr 5, 2006
The 569 -1 Proud Members Of Clan Thingite450. mangodesk - Mwahahahahahaha451. Madman42q - The Mad Tea Maker452. Captain LeRue - Handyman453. Fred Zitt454. Laudatortemporisacti - Master Of Bizarre Thought, Pizza Eating And General Messing Around455. The Mayan Templar - Lord "Mumbles" Sin-clair Bjork-Bjork Eclair Jellybowl Of Quiche Lorraine XXXX, Varicosely Peer Of The Jetty-sitters, Holder Of The Heavy Medal Of The Skirmish Of Wholly Gruel, Wobbly-scone Of The House Of yik-yik-yik-yik, Mentioned In The Court Circular Pastry, And Hound456. Ruglots - The Rugged Collector Of Lots Of Rugs457. Sir Paul - The Watcher Of The Pretty Pink Ribbons458. Skankyrich - Executive Dogbody And Keeper Of The Royal Stool459. lucas42 - Unofficial Deputy Assistant Minster Of The Education Of Medium Sized Cucumbers460. Mr Woodpigeon - Ultimate Hornet Of Mystical Proportions461. Phil_Anderson_PI - Official Private Investigator Of The Great And Glorious Thingites, And Keeper Of The Great White Seabadger, Whos True Name Is Hidden From Lesser Mortals But Shall From Henceforth Be Named Steve462. mad boffin - Part Time House Ogre and Homework Enforcer463. Loopy_Cloz - Defender Of Loopiness And Being Random464. Magwitch - I Was Sitting On The Fence But My Bottom Got All Ridgey So I Got Off465. Jlaxite - The Imaginary Swanky Dingo Mobster Who Only Exists On The 22nd Day Of Every Month That Isn't During A Leap Year466. Pazuzo - Prince Of Antarctica467. Dai the Death - Wearer Of The Lethal Long Johns And Holder Of The Morticians Ball468. MysteriousOneWoS - Thingite Well Of Souls469. Allmighty Phil - Ruler Of The Many Mooseapleny From Alpha Centari And Leader Of The MOOSE (Ministry Of Overthrowing Stupid Establishments)470. CaptainNuge - Lord High President Of Stuff, Star Trek And Pocket Lint And General Thurs*** Disliker471. royalleothelion - Royal Guard Of The Kings Potty472. needcaffeine - Rescuer, Slayer, Revolutionary, Guardian Of Justice, Defender Of Crowns, Best Prices Paid For Old Furniture, ps Pram For Sale473. holy_robot - Gratuitous Member474. no_genius - The One They Call The Ponderer Of The Ultimate Question And Income Tax475. Baron Dastes - The Lord Allmighty, Minister Of Utter Egoism And Things Found Under Rocks!476. Animal - He Who Is A Thingummie Thingite Thingy Thing To The Wotsit477. Voojajig - Ky, Duke Of Irradiated Gerbils, Senior Assistant Librarian In Charge Of Spork-Related Literature, And All-Around General Cretin And Nincompoop478. Kristian Clarke - Priory Thingite Hero Of Year 6479. Richard Lloyd - Priory Thingite Priest Of Year 5480. Dominic Lennon - Priory Keeper Of Giant Bunnies481. Tasterainbows - Official Taster Of Skittles And Jelly Beans482. Maary - Knower Of Everything, But At The Same Time Nothing483. The Kid - Chief Mechanic Of Air Force 13484. bubba-fretts - Official Thingite Blasphemer485. Hel 2 - Official Thingite Heretic486. dragonqueen - Eternally Free And Forever Untamed - Guardian Of The Other Wind And The Mills That Runs By It487. camarade thingite chupito - Ambassador Of Thingitism In France And Groland488. Cowboy - Karate Cowboy489. Baron Shaggy - Minister Of Nothing In Particular490. Major Basil of The Menobo Amputators - MA HONS (usage of blotcroppers)491. xanthippi - The Nut With The Scythe492. Black Leopard493. First Sergeant Drunky McDrunkdrunk - Head-Basher Of Lockers, Doors, Random Concrete Blocks And Stangers; Covert Warrior Against Inanimate Objects And Lover Of The Female lLoveland YAC494. Jemstone - Psychobunny Of The Apocalypse495. Excelsior - Finder Of Lost Things496. Xavier The Magic Penguin - Not-So-Good-Thinker-Up-Of-Titles497. Belmatt - Guardian Of The String Vest, Wielder Of The Towel Of Terror499. Zeek - Super-Duper-Mega-Secret Thingite Agent 006-1/2 (Or Super-Duper-Mega-Secret Thingite Agent Double-Oh-Six-And-A-Half, If You Prefer) - I'm So Secret Nobody Knows I Exist!500! SayHeyJay - Royal Overseer Of Navigation.. Maps?! We Don't Need No Stinkin Maps!501. lazy-mazie - Thingite Warrior Princess502. Firenze - Fountain Of Random Knowledge503. MadHank - Grand Gamer Greg504. Gekko - Stairs? What Stairs?505. Pie_is_good - Official Thingite Thrower Of Pies And Other Assorted Pastries506. yardwater - Grand Stagnator507. Denicoje - Narrator Of Useless Information And Supreme Guardian Of The Mini Bar508. Senior Gibbon - Chairman Of The Foundation For The Removal Of Nasty Splinters From Orphaned Marsupials509. Elwyn_Centauri - Geat510. Designmonkey - Painter Of Witty Remarks On Bombs511. Nalogg - Absolutely Positively NOT A Top Secret Undercover Thingites Ninja512. Mariella Jujubee - Herder of the Thingite Clan's Overly Enthusiastic Goldfish513. Plugsocket - High Priest Of Acrobatic Action514. Sakamoto_Kaito - Lord Priest Of The Thingite !!!!T!!!! Temple, And Keeper Of The T With The Use Of The WOM And The Spork515. MutePoint - Martin Kemp, Official Gatekeeper To The Fallopian Tubes Of The 12 Virgins Of Wibble, And The Lesser-Administrator Of Cucumber Sandwiches516. A small lumpy creature from Alpha Centauri - Galactic Animal Rescue517. Superbrit - Superus Briterus Thingy518. PlasticFork - Lord High Protector of Plastic Cutlery and Eater of Pasties519. Merrymoon - Spreader Of The Thingite Gospely520. MajorGeneralBrokenRecord - Commander In Chief Of Repeatedly Shouted Repeated Orders521. CuriousHamster - Gatekeeper To The Gazebo Of The Undefined Amphibian Underlord522. Mee 218 - Prime Lord And Guardian Of The Chickens Of Framlingham523. *Chaos*Nicko* - Australian Fish Based Artillery Commander524. Astro-Nomer - Towel Warmer525. Pep - Carrier Of The Sacred Pepper Dispenser, Guardian Of The Sea Salt And Defender Of The Malt Vinegar526. Lady Era - Mistress Of All Things That Are Perfectly Normal But Refuse To Act That Way527. Sharkbait - Official Seamstress To The Thingite Army528. Pattichild - The 'Old' Wibble Of Narniay529. DrFrobischer - Official Abacus Polisher And Haiku Eraser530. Varindweion - Bearer Of The Chocolate-Spangled Banner And Guardian Of The Holy Cacao Tree531. Phredde the Psychologically disturbed penguin from prague (and her atomic friend, Polonium) - Princess Of Warrington532. pinkwrath - Keeper Of The Official Thingite Punching Dummy533. Nelly-Whoop - The Right Honourable Chief Of Planet Raynspuck, Home Of The Chubby-Chubby Grandma People And Hairy Carrots534. 2_headed_dude - moked - Protector Of The Protectors535. Ender - Who Never Votes For, Always Against536. Senor_Onion - The Guy With The Suff And The Onion Thingy And And Ham Oooh!!!! SHINY!!!!! What Was I Talking About? Hmmm I Think I'm Standing In A Onion537. Whamster - Guardian Of All Things Leather538. archShade - Lord Of Dimension 5 And A Half539. florencetheimaginary - Official Protector Of The Small, Rare, Pink, Sparkly Screwdrivers For The Thingites540. baldeagle072 - the music man541. Eddie_sixtimesseven - Avenger Of The Lost Weekends And Vacations542. kyuketsuki - Dave Crowned Prince Of The Amish543. Melodious_abcd Have Spork Will Travel544. Tyashi - Supreme Overlord Of The United Protectorate Territories Of Earth545. Ford Prefect Hates Thurs...Things!546. taz-the-hedgehog - Second Protector Of Monkey The Monkey And Eater Of Pineapples547. ENeerg - aka Whomever - Grand Physicist Hyperbeing Of The Seventh Reich Of The Time-Space Continuum, Commander-In-Chief To The Jugglers, Offical Nuclear Warfare Cowaring Expert, And Assistant Reader Of Meaningless Gibberishf548. Cosmic Llama - Horder Of Coffee Spoons And Miscellaneous Shiny Things549. Kitush - Lady Of The Thingite550. Evad - The Angry And Slightly Benevolent Viking King551. Flying Penguin - Chief Engineer Of Alcohol Fuelled Jet Engines552. Fizzymouse - Grand Guardian Of Interdimensional Portals Known Locally As Air Conditioning Units553. Edchef - Guardian Of All Things Forgotten, Only To Turn Up When Not Needed, But Always A Nice Surprise Though554. Teri_Whoo_77 - Goddess Of Whoo And American Ambassador To The Council Of Thing555. Darth Yogurt - Fear The Power Of The Schwartz! (And My Titanium Lightspork)556. Lord Wolfden The Wolfthingy557. Edchef - Guardian Of All Things Forgotten, Only To Turn Up When Not Needed, But Always A Nice Surprise Though558. Bobbyjoe - Protector Of The Thingite Vending Machine And King Among Men (My Vending Machine Days Are Numbered!)559. deathbychezegrater - Captain Jack Narrows560. Evan Halpine - Janitor And Resident Small Mammal Expert561. Scion234 - Associate Legal Counsel To The Professional Rear Gunnery Football Kabal Of Southwest Beagleton562. Arthurd3nt - The Thing That Crawled From Betelgeuse563. godisaheathen - Minister For Stuff564. Smigg-the-Miserable - Pirate Captain-Rascal Of The Spanish Main565. Jews in Space - Guardian Of All Things Avian566. Samikan - Chief Cutter-Of-Bagels567. Tom - Lord Of The Cybermen568. Lostsoldierthree - Thingite Binman And Knight Of The Dustbin569. Straighttalker - The Pussycat Thingite
