Milton Keynes
Created | Updated Mar 29, 2002
Without doubt this is the most hideous place in the galaxy. A terrible artificial town consisting only of concrete, brick and bad architecture. In my opinion this area should be used solely for the purpose of testing very large and destructive nuclear or biological weapons. This abhorent (is there such a word as abhorent? I have no idea, thought I heard it once though) area was created under the guise of a "new town" with "desirable housing" and laughably described as "inkeeping with the style and ideals of the twentieth century". I advise all beings in the universe to go nowhere near this terrible place. Interestingly it is almost entirely populated by chartered accountants, this too has a catclysmic effect on it's land value and raises the case for an unannounced nuclear test to be carried out at once. If anyone who is reading this lives in Milton Keynes please, please, please save yourselves and get out of there. If anyone is a chartered accountant I am afraid it is too late and you are beyond all hope.
