Sandwich Making and the Science of Knives
Created | Updated May 20, 2003
1st the basics. Knives are sharp. Knives are very sharp. I once knew a guy, who, demonstrating HOW sharp knives are,tried to shave his left leg with a butcher knife. Effective demonstration. He nearly bled to death. Knives are meant to cut things. There are also knives specifically meant to cut people. I know of no knives designed for a close shave, so I do not recommend that one shave ones armpits with a butterfly knife ,or cut a sandwich,OR,attempt one after the other.
Now,Sandwich Maker,some Boyscout lore.
HOW TO HAND OFF A KNIFE:
1.MAKE SURE THE BLADE IS FACING -DOWN-
2.UPON HANDING OVER KNIFE,MAKE EYE CONTACT,FEET PLANTED FIRMLY ON GROUND
3.UPON RECEIPT,RECIPIENT SAYS...
'Thank You'
4. RELEASE
NEVER USE A KNIFE:
-after 2 Pan-Galactic Gargle Blasters-or when otherwise intoxicated
-for stirring
-shaving your eyebrows
-to eat with
-as a toothpick
Now,Sandwich Maker,some Boyscout lore.
HOW TO HAND OFF A KNIFE:
1.MAKE SURE THE BLADE IS FACING -DOWN-
2.UPON HANDING OVER KNIFE,MAKE EYE CONTACT,FEET PLANTED FIRMLY ON GROUND
3.UPON RECEIPT,RECIPIENT SAYS...
'Thank You'
4. RELEASE
NEVER USE A KNIFE:
-after 2 Pan-Galactic Gargle Blasters-or when otherwise intoxicated
-for stirring
-shaving your eyebrows
-to eat with
-as a toothpick
