Staff Canteen - Menu

Starter

Now the Staff Canteen fancied itself. The food was over-priced, over-rated, and over here. The jumped-up French chef could never describe a dish in a couple of words.

Instead of:

Chinese Chicken Curry

you'd get:

Breast of Free Range Chicken in Chilli, Lime and Coriander Marinade with Thai Green Vegetable Curry sauce.

Main

What a load of pants.

The staff really couldn't care if their Loin of Pork was bar-marked.

The staff really couldn't care if their Mushrooms were wild, or if they were just occasionally a tad rowdy.

And the staff really couldn't care if their Half Roasted Chicken was maize fed or corn fed or free range, or if it lived its whole life in a cage and during periods of boredom experimented with the taste of its own poo.

Dessert

A much better alternative to all this nonsense would be:

Menu of the Day

Food