Motorcycling in the UK

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Rule 1: Dont speed in 30mph zones you WILL get points and a fine (besides which its damned antisocial to whip past my house at 60mph when my daughter is playing outside).

Rule 2: Find a quiet windey "B" road and practice getting your knee down (without following by the rest of the attched bits see Rule 5).

Rule 3: If you are trying to learn how to ride the mono (that would be wheelie to most people), find a large soft field to fall off in.

Rule 4: If pulled over by the police be polite, don't smarm our boys in blue and try not to look like a malcontent from hell.

Rule 5: Last one i promise.. Have fun, have speed and above all DONT FALL OFF, it hurts.

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