Traffic Lights

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Have you ever noticed that Traffic Lights are always on Red when you need to go somewhere in a hurry?
Is it any wonder that we live in a stressed, cynical and sarcastic society.


The only answer to this problem is make sure you never need to be anywhere quickly. To do this you need to be without any commitments in your life. For example you must be without a job, or immediate family or partner/spouse.
Also, you must not have a vehicle with an internal combustion engine or a mobile phone. Make sure you turn off the alarm on your digital watch.

In essence be a hippy.

Peace man.........

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