And God Created The Rat....

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On the first day of creation,God created the rat.
On the second day,God created man to serve the rat.
On the third day, God createdvegetables of the earth to serve potenial food for the rat
On the fourth day, God created honest toil so man could labour for the rat
On the fifth day, God created cloth and ropes so the rat could chew through them
On the sixth day, God created veterinary science to keep the rat healthy and man broke
On the seventh day, God tried to rest, but He had to clean the rat cages....
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