h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Easy one this oh mighty cat.
h2g2 breakfast rolls filled with chicken drumsticks. only available when doughnut delivery is hijacked and no substitute.
Oh whoops it was 'who are they?' not 'Roll of drums who are they?'
Hey ho back to the kennel.

~Greebo giggles big time~

Oh you are a rogue my dear useless hound... and quite a wag to boot...

~Greebo dons her steel tipped bovver boots~

Greebs..xx

No kicks please...stupid dog just playing!
Take care
Boots (wagging tail from safe distance!)

~grin~... Me will remove my boots then... though me can cause far more damage with my lovely claws any day... but me likes you and would never dream of being horrible to you...

Greebs..xx

paws over face lying down, knowing place, tail wagging lots (but not enough to cause attack)...If you were person would have stick at feet and paws on shoulders and big dog 'I like you too' licks. However you are cat. I am dog...I know my place!
Nice to meet you and am great fan of 'wot you writs', but you are big superior so will not out stay welcome!
Take care
Boots (off to sniff out other peeps up so late)

Yay a fan... me so wubbles fans... so nice and wonderful and generous of spirit me thinks... but then you hardly stand a chance with me do you... ~grin~... me being so purfect and all...

Greebs..xx

Also notice you are smilie challenged! That is good Woof!
Take care
Boots

Never used a smiley in me life... ~grin~... have eaten one or two in my time... but thats another story...

Greebs..xx

They, are the people in your mind, the ones who you know perfectly well what they did/do wrong, some one to blame, someone to fault. It's thair fault .

Good luck with your Cat to Dog Talks, (much prefare dogs myself, but cats are ok when they don't want feeding or stick there claws in you)

-- DoctorMO --

'Cat Dog talk' is a highly sophisticated language, not easily learned, but one 'wot' my master, himself of the finest cakes, did bequeath to the world. Mock ye not!
Take care
Boots

Much prefer dogs indeed... what a thing to say... ~sob!!!~

Greebs..xx

I have a cat, fear not I am not crule, I call him cat for it is true. but I feel no more close to him then I do the birds of the sky or the hedgehogs upon the ground.

I once had a dog, not my own, on lend. (long story) I got quite close, I used to take him for walks and run around, oh the joy we both felt, and the dismay I felt when I leanred of his real owners actions. (he put him down )

I do not know why I am like this, I just am. but you Greebo are no odinary Cat, so I would not fear that I would not beable to befriend you. you are very dear to alot of people, including me.

-- DoctorMO --

Like your recipe!
Boots who lurks well
Take care

Me doesn't actually talk cat... me talks Greebish which is highly specialised and really quite easy to understand... ~grin~

Me has many, many, many doggie friends... including two very close chums Chloe and Kolin... who are delightful... and we muchly enjoy going out for an all girl evening of fun and frolic... ~wink~

Your sad tale of doggy loss is terrible to behold Doctor MO... and my heart goes out to you... no animal should lose its life for no good reason... but at least you had some time together and memories to treasure... not a great consolation... but better than nothing me hopes...

Me wubbles you both muchly...

Greebs..xx

Yes useless hound, the very same cat, my sister get anoyed because I call it cat, and it, and they call it 'him' and 'sprite', I do not know why.

That rather small part of my life seem to upset me, it's probly nothing compared to some of the harrowing tales I have heared from fellow researchers, but perhaps I may beable to better understand there saddnes now.

Just as a question in general, are these doggie friends, 'paid' as in hired help and body guards? I bet being as well thought of as you, just going down the street you'd get mass attention, (although this would confuise me, because you'd atualy like that)

-- DoctorMO --

Oh and many thanks for you kind words ~huggles~

-- DoctorMO --

Body Guard!!! ~Greebo grins bigtime~ They wish... they might just lick someone into submission but thats about it... ~wink~

They are my dear chums and live with me in the Lair... and me wubbles them dearly...

Me is often stared at walking down the street... ~grin~... or at least me walks down the same bit of street until me is stared at... if that answeres your question...

As to losing friends... be it human or animal... the feelings are often the same... of shock and sadness... some would say it is not the same... but me would argue that if you have lived with someone for severals years... someone who had been a constant companion, who had given love unconditionally, who had been around for the ups and down of life... then they deserved to be mourned in the same way be they human or not...

Me has lost family, friends and loved animal companions in my short life... and me misses them all, in different ways... but none less than the other... missing someone that has been special in your life is very personal... and should not be belittled for any reason... that through these feelings you think that you will understand how others in similar situations may be feeling is a credit to you... and a wonderful part of being you...

Me does indeed wubble you... very muchly... and would huggle you very very much if you were here in the Lair with me at this moment...

Greebs..xx

I gues we will have to settle with a ~wubble~ and a few s on a tray for you sent down the wires,

What do you doggie companians like? I hope they do not enjoy normal doggie food scince you do not part take in normal cat food . perhaps a ?

and s, yum

-- DoctorMO --

~big grin~

Chole eats anything... Kolin eats hardly anything... she has a liver complaint that makes her feel slightly poorly a lot of the time... me is sure they would both love a bourbon

Greebs..xx

Oh lovly, Anything for the useless hound?

-- DoctorMO --