cats
Created | Updated Mar 29, 2002
Cats are four legged mammalian bodies that house demonic spirits.
I once had a roommate that swore up and down that my cats were attempting to kill him. He wasn't just paranoid; he woke up late one night and saw them assembling his shotgun. When he looked down at them, they meowed softly and tried to look innocent.
Not much later in the year, he looked down from his bed and saw one of the kittens sniffing his wall. Correctly assuming that the cat was looking for the litter box, he reached down to pick it up and carry it to a more appropriate location. Unfortunately, he startled the kitten quite badly. After I finished laughing hysterically, I scrubbed the walls while he scrubbed his face.
Cats are pure evil, I tell you.
I once had a roommate that swore up and down that my cats were attempting to kill him. He wasn't just paranoid; he woke up late one night and saw them assembling his shotgun. When he looked down at them, they meowed softly and tried to look innocent.
Not much later in the year, he looked down from his bed and saw one of the kittens sniffing his wall. Correctly assuming that the cat was looking for the litter box, he reached down to pick it up and carry it to a more appropriate location. Unfortunately, he startled the kitten quite badly. After I finished laughing hysterically, I scrubbed the walls while he scrubbed his face.
Cats are pure evil, I tell you.
