Nursery Rhymes - The Next Generation

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Baa Baa Black Sheep

Baa Baa Black Sheep

Have you Any Wool?

Whad'ya expect from a Sheep,


Humptey Dumptey

Humptey Dumptey sat on a wall

Humptey Dumptey had a great fall

All the King's horses and all the King's men

Said humptey was just an egg from a hen

The Man on the Moon

The Man on the Moon Said He'll construct a boot

And a boot was what he made

"Now I can step on the cheese that I get,"

That's better than what Neil Armstrong said!

Twinkle Twinkle

Twinkle Twinkle, Little Star

Elvis was the Bigger Star

Little Miss Muffet

Little Miss Muffet, sat on a Tuffet

In Iraq's premium park

When down came a bomb, falling from heavens

George Bush had blown them apart

Roses Are Red

Roses are read, Voilets are Blue

Sugar is sweet, and I prefer decaf

Mary Had a Little Lamb

Mary Had a Little lamb,

little lamb, little lamb

Mary had a little lamb,

Been two years, now it's big

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