Nursery Rhymes - The Next Generation
Created | Updated Sep 20, 2003
Baa Baa Black Sheep
Baa Baa Black Sheep
Have you Any Wool?
Whad'ya expect from a Sheep,
You STUPID?!
Humptey Dumptey
Humptey Dumptey sat on a wall
Humptey Dumptey had a great fall
All the King's horses and all the King's men
Said humptey was just an egg from a hen
The Man on the Moon
The Man on the Moon Said He'll construct a boot
And a boot was what he made
"Now I can step on the cheese that I get,"
That's better than what Neil Armstrong said!
Twinkle Twinkle
Twinkle Twinkle, Little Star
Elvis was the Bigger Star
Little Miss Muffet
Little Miss Muffet, sat on a Tuffet
In Iraq's premium park
When down came a bomb, falling from heavens
George Bush had blown them apart
Roses Are Red
Roses are read, Voilets are Blue
Sugar is sweet, and I prefer decaf
Mary Had a Little Lamb
Mary Had a Little lamb,
little lamb, little lamb
Mary had a little lamb,
Been two years, now it's big
All of these were composed by Darkwin. Find more of the whacky stuff at his Personal Space.
