h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Thanks for that info Pencil Queen.
I must admit I was very shocked to receive this email from celebdaq:

"Hi galaxybabe... here's your daily email update from Celebdaq, the
celebrity stock exchange! Log in directly here:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/cgi-perl/celebdaq/trade.cgi
1000 shares in Amanda Holden, cost £3610.04, worth £4085.00 (+474.96,
+13.16%)
1000 shares in Barbara Windsor, cost £2366.53, worth £2525.50 (+158.97, +6.72%)
1 share in Calista Flockhart, cost £1.97, worth £1.95 (-0.02, -1.02%)
1000 shares in Camilla Parker Bowles, cost £2125.14, worth £2402.61 (+277.47, +13.06%)
100 shares in Dannii Minogue, cost £207.98, worth £236.34 (+28.36, +13.64%)
100 shares in Heather Mills, cost £286.45, worth £267.08 (-19.37, -6.76%)
100 shares in Prince Harry, cost £206.88, worth £229.38 (+22.50, +10.88%)
7 shares in Prince William, cost £47.18, worth £40.55 (-6.63, -14.05%)
50 shares in Stella McCartney, cost £187.28, worth £208.62 (+21.34, +11.39%)
300 shares in The Queen, cost £960.24, worth £966.31 (+6.07, +0.63%)
You also have £0.31 in cash
In total you are worth £10963.64

However, you currently owe Celebdaq £612,454.00.
This debt will be subtracted from any dividend payments you may receive."




and I am stronger than you lot, busy holding you all up - in place 22.

I too, made the mistake of spending my divi as soon as I got the email, and I think it's very unfair I'm being penalized now.

*sulks in corner*