All my friends are idiots

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You may have a group of friends that makes you feel like a giant brain being,that your friends suck the information out until you're a shriveled hunk of... got a little freaked out there for a moment. Back to the subject, my friends are like baboons to my incredible chimp mind. They want answers on tests, they want money, they want me to do homework for them. There is only one way to get them to stop. DA DA DA, get new friends, I know it is mean but that is the easiest way, another way is to tutor them. The problem is if you don't like them when they are stupid how would you like them if they acted like you. Scary thought ain't it.

By Monkey_Marauder, the all powerful poo flinger.

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