Quantum thermodynamics
Created | Updated Mar 29, 2002
Quantum thermodynamics state that a "quantum," or particle exhibiting thermodynamics, has "thermodynamics," or a property attributed to quantums. Hence the name "quantum thermodynamics," meaning "thermodynamic quantums."
Quantum thermodynamics were discovered in 1949 by a quantum thermodynamicist probably named Ted or Neil. Ted or Neil, a noted quantum thermodynamic thermodynamicist, believed that a quantum exhibiting thermodynamics could be made into a thermodynamic quantum if it could exhibit thermodynamics in a quantum situation.
They obviously worked for IBM.