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Im Oom Foofoo from Portstewart/Portrush direction - U219591

I love what you've done with the place btw

HI
Welcome, our wee club, not many advantages in being in it, but hey its a start.
Portrush, many a time have i visited Portrush. I seem to remember the last time Being very drunk and mistaking a bottle of absenthe for a bottle of water! needless to say after a few heavy glugs I cant remember much except saying why does my water taste like oil!
Anyways kelly's and all that.
Wecome, il add you to the list

You're a fast worker and no mistake! Absinthe for water is a easy mistake to make Last time I was in Kellys I mistook someone's double vod with no mixer in it for me water and necked the lot - wasnt in me stomach for long right enough.

You been in Kellys since they got the new sound system in? It bonkers loud - in places you get that tickly feeling inside your ear like when you lie with your head against the window of the bus. Mad I tells ya!

Iv been to every Birthday party in Kellys for the 4 years,
For some reason we didnt go this year. I havent been up for a while, but no doubt il be up soon enough.
Do you go often?

Aye right and regular. Used to go loads last year cos I was living in the apartments beside the golf links so it was the nearest place that sold drink like. Now Im living in Portstewart I dont get as much as I'd like, plus a lot of me mates dont like how loud Lush is now and will only go to the Gods/Armanis/Wild bit now which is a bit slash. But last year I went every wednesday from April to September and 12 out of 17 saturdays between then too so you safely say Im quite fond of the place. Only been to one of the birthdays right enough. Cant stomach the place on NYE funnily enough, never enough room to swing a cat and that just annoys the diddies off me.

You lived close enough to it!
Yeah, would never go near the place on New years myself for two reasons.
To busy
money.
Never been on a wednesday nite, to far away for my liking, work and all.
Did you go to that Radio 1 thing a few years back at the beach?

Aye right enough you need to nearly take out a mortgage to be able to afford to go on NYE too. S'pose it is a bit out of the way for a trip down on a wednesday night - wednesdays are quality though! Couldnt make it to the Dave Pearce thing at the beach though cos I got lumbered with working that night (used to work in a Bingo Hall) - was gutted big style. Right enough the riot police were out in force after it, but it was Portrush so no great shock there.

So where'd you go out in Belfast then? Used to live in Belfast from 96-99 but the place has changed loads since then.

Yeah riot police hit the place big time, i ended up sleeping in some sand dunes with the boot cover from a micra!?!

I go out everywhere in Belfast, mostly, The edge, Appartment, bar red, empire, thompsons, bot, egg, parlour,...

Hahaha quality! Thats a sign of a good night if ever there was one!

Never been to The Edge, Bar Red or The Parlour - they reasonably new or were they an oversight on my part? Havent been out in Belfast much of late. Last time was Northern Whig - nice place, but a bit too nice, even the urinals looked like you were slashing into a bookcase. I miss the nightlife up in the Big City, not exactly spoilt for choice down this way like.

I was there that very messy night in portrush - was a bit of a phat one... bit new to all this so i'll be back to chat

Toke it easy