Don't leave home without it. There will always be a need for toilet paper, especially in the event of an impromptu party in need of decoration. This useful stuff comes on a roll, and while its primary use is for polishing rear-ends, it can also be used for writing on, mask making and in desperate circumstances, as a scarf.
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