Condom
Created | Updated Apr 18, 2002
Sex between the human species is a wholly remarkable phenomenon in that the females of the species are so utterly turned off by the human male's genitalia that he is forced to disguise it with a colored latex sleeve in order to actually get a woman to let him insert it into her.
Apparently this all began when a fellow named Achilles wanted very much to sleep with a woman named Helen Troy. Naturally Troy wanted nothing to do with Rome whatsoever, so Rome came up with a brilliant scheme. He disguised his penis as a horse, which all earth women are known to love and find helplessly romantic, and thus made his way into Troy. This folk tale is commemorated by a popular brand of condoms named Trojan, after the fictitious name Achilles came up for his horse.
Apparently this all began when a fellow named Achilles wanted very much to sleep with a woman named Helen Troy. Naturally Troy wanted nothing to do with Rome whatsoever, so Rome came up with a brilliant scheme. He disguised his penis as a horse, which all earth women are known to love and find helplessly romantic, and thus made his way into Troy. This folk tale is commemorated by a popular brand of condoms named Trojan, after the fictitious name Achilles came up for his horse.
