The h2g2 Poem
Created | Updated Feb 5, 2003
A Day in the Life of Quimble Snotty
Today I will tell you of a day in the life of Quimble Snotty
A good and cheerful little fellow, who was really rather potty
He lived alone in a tree house, atop a weeping willow
and spent each morning of every day, stuffing leaves inside a pillow
Why he did this no one knows for by tea time they disappeared
Just one of those very odd things that made Quimble so very weird
In the afternoon he'd sit outside and whittle
A large tree trunk he'd picked up, until it was very little
Then he'd take it off to market, and sell it has a tooth-pick
and go home happy, 'cause he'd bartered for a half sucked lolly to lick
He'd snack all day on mouldy bread, spread with tomato ketchup and honey
and then drink a bucket full of weak tea and milk, dipping biscuits in till runny
Then he'd settle back, and rest his feet upon the table
and do the Post Wordsearch, on paper, now Shazz has made them printer enabled
Finally at bed time, he'd wash his feet and clean his teeth and brush his hair down flat
then into bed he'd run and jump, and settle down for his nightly nap
He'd dream of lots of things both strange and often grotty
For that's the sort of things he does, good old Quimble Snotty