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What do you call a man with no feet?
Neil

What do you call a swimmer with no arms or legs?
Bob

What do you call an old man with too much fore-skin?
Graham

What do you call a really small woman?
Dot

What do you call an epileptic with bad eyesight?
Popeye

What do you call a man with a spade in his head?
Doug

What do you call a man without a spade in his head?
Douglas

What do you call a man with badly damaged legs?
Rodney

What do you call a woman who drinks too much coffee?
Cathy

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?
Cliff

What do you call with a car on his head?
Jack

What do you call a man in a bush?
Russell

What do you call a man who comes through your letterbox?
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Bill

What do you call a man who comes through a student letterbox?

Grant

What do you call a man pouring water into a jug?
Phil

What do you call a man with a raincoat
Mac

What do you call a man with a large raincoat
Big Mac

What do you call a man with lots of raincoats
Max

What do you call a man with two raincoats in a cemetery?

Max Bygraves!

What do you call someone drilling holes in a piece of wood?
Boring