h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Chris Waddell

*plays pan pipes badly while stamping her foot completely out of time*

Hi! I'm Ed Winchester...

B

Roy used to watch it, what did you do Roy?

I used to watch it.

But Roy doesn't mind what he watches. Personnally I like something with a bit more sophistication. What do I like Roy?

RI:SE

You lying B*stard Roy.


p.s. For those who don't know RI:SE is a UK morning program for people in their 20s which gets beating in ratings by, well, everything else thats on, including a program for 3 tear olds.

Sorry to interrupt the comedy atmos, but that bijou entryette in the first post contains a wee error. Jesse, of diet and fashion advice, was a Williams creation, not a Whitehouse.

Boutros boutros ghali.

H.

You're right, as usual.

Unfortunately, I can't correct it, this not actually being an Entry.

Let's hope Anna reads down this far without being distracted by assorted quotes.

B

The other day, I was clreaing out under the stairs when i came across a dusty old book. And do you know, it was the Original copy of the bible.

Which was nice.

You see, writing a h2g2 collaborative entry is a lot like making love to a beautiful women:

You have to get all your bits together, restrain them with some necessary formatting, and make sure it all rolls off the press on time.

B

I work for a very boring financial company, and today at a big pointless and dull meeting, the speaker described a good customer service experience as 'very much like making love to a beautiful women'

i found it very funny, particularly as he didn't know what he was saying...