CAUTION
Created | Updated Dec 23, 2002
If you are offended by any of the contents within, then that is your problem. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead is purely coincidental. Void where prohibited. Some assembly may be required. Batteries not included. Contents may settle during shipment. Keep out of reach of children. Use only as directed. If swallowed, induce vomiting.May be too intense for some viewers. If condition persists, consult your physician. No user-serviceable parts inside. Not meant for use as a floatation device. Breaking seal constitutes acceptance of agreement. Not responsible for direct, indirect, incidental or consequential damages resulting from any defect, error or failure to perform. Slippery when wet. Contents under pressure. For office use only. Substantial penalty for early withdrawal. Do not write below this line.Product may contain one or more of the following ingredients: palm oil, olive oil, monosodium glutamate, benzoate. Avoid contact with skin. May have laxative or constipating effect. Employees and their families are not eligible. All rights reserved. No wrongs reserved.Beware of dog. No lefts reserved. Driver does not carry cash. Usual restrictions apply. Limited time offer, call now to insure prompt delivery. Use only in well-ventilated area. Contents maybe hot. Keep away from fire or flame. Some equipment shown is optional. Price does not include taxes, dealer prep, or delivery. Penalty for private use. Call toll free before digging. Some of the trademarks mentioned in this product appear for identification purposes only. All models over 18 years of age. Shake well before using. Do not use while operating a motor vehicle or heavy equipment. Postage will be paid by addressee. Apply only to affected area. One size fits all. Many suitcases look alike. Edited for television. No solicitors. Reproduction strictly prohibited. Restaurant package, not for resale. Objects in mirror are closer than they appear. Decision of judges is final. This supersedes all previous notices. No other warranty expressed or implied.